Chiefs/Chargers: Keys to this Game
 

1) Pass the ball, you idiot. No! Put it where your guy can catch it without doing cirque du soleil style body contortions to make the ****ing catch. SD can't stop a passing game to save their life right now.

2) Give it to Jamaal. A lot. Go find the edge of that defense and get around the corner.

3) Give it to Draughn and make him hit that b gap between LT Albert and LG Allen. Albert on Martin is a good match up, Allen helping Lilja with Thomas should get those tough yards.

4) Don't start Glenn Dorsey. Just put a pylon there. Or if you want to get fancy, Start one of the "POW" bros there.


5) Tell DJ to keep the ball carrier in front of him and let the play come to him. Mathews likes to hit it outside, be ready for that.

6) release tha Justin Houston:D

7) Feed Tamba habaneros for breakfast this morning.

8) Slap Cassel. During halftime too. Make the kicker do it.

9) stickum for all the WR's. Get Baldwin a step ladder.

10) Just win. Really. It's San Diego you cowards.


That is all I got. What you got? Go Chiefs!!

So, throw the ball, hand it off, keep the ball carrier in front of you, rush the passer, and just win; got it.

Just win baby.

If you want to beat SD, Jamaal needs to go off....

Don't get behind and let them force you into a passing game... You will lose if you do.

Rivers gets frustrated when he has to stand on the sidelines a long time... Clock control will win this game for you.

Get after Philip Rivers on defense.

Give Matt Cassel enough time in the pocket to read War and Peace.

It really is that simple.

Drug Cassel pregame & let Quinn wear the #7 jersey. Pioli doesn't have to admit anything.

Rivers can be rattled rather easily.

In order to run the ball effectively, the Chiefs will have to show the Chargers they can pass the ball.

The only way to accomplish that is to give Cassel all day in the pocket.

and watch Patton. Ya. Good point:D

Don't get down 24 points in the first half.

or

Actually lead at some point in the game.

Maybe drug Pioli first:D

It's only complex if you make it complex:D

If they could make Cassel part of the cheerleading squad, it would help the team:D

Just don't get down by 18. If so, don't bother watching given the record that was broken last week.

He's got Cassel fever. And the only presctiption is more Quinnbell.

Hope Matt doesn't decide to do laundry today and hang our WR's out to dry.