Boss's last day (Huge Donkos fan)
 

So it's my boss's last day. He just handed me a going away present. A 2006 Denver Broncos calendar. I've only seen the cover, can't bring myself to open it. It has Jake Plummer rolling out behind his cut blocking line.

I can't let my boss leave with the 'upper hand' so help me out Planet. Any suggestions of what I can do that
A. won't get me fired
B. Doesn't involve antifreeze.

tell him that you ****ed his mother.

(/redrum)

2006??? sounds like a great boss. give him a gallon of sour milk.
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Run to Target and buy a cheap picture frame. Then put the Broncos' schedule with scores in it, highlighting the loss to the Chiefs.

Find out his new address and mail it back to him in a week or so...

Do something ****ed up to it...If hes not your boss anymore you cant get fired can you?

Easy.

Get someone to shake his hand at the door when he's leaving, and as he turns, dive and roll at the back of his ankles.

If you know where he lives you should do the old bag of shit on fire on his porch trick.
Or maybe, on your lunch hour you could stop by for a visit with his wife. Bang the hell out of her and when you're done wipe your dick off on his pillow.

Does he go by "broncofan1990" on youtube and sound like he has testicles in his mouth when he talks?

The cut block from behind seems the post appropriate for Donxs fan. fake trip fall to cover.

ROFL

f'n a right

How about giving him a 1995 Chiefs/Broncos game where Joe Montana came back to hit the game winning TD against the Broncos.

gah. just kill him already.

Thank him for the calendar, and then shoot him point blank with a sawed off shotgun.

Pour some gasoline (it's cheap of late) on that ****ing poster and light a match ...