Bills fans acknowledge hopelessness after watching SB
 

Porn posted in the predawn hours after the Chiefs victory in SBLVII. They also have a 100 post Zayne Anderson thread and dreams of poaching Wylie and Neon Deon Bush LMAO

https://www.twobillsdrive.com/commun...le-the-chiefs/

I actually almost reached a level of sexual arousal reading that.

Ivory tower fans incoming to tell you to stop having fun “worrying” about others and explaining how you can be a better Chiefs fan

Meh. We got punked in the SB and then by Cinci. Buffalo has proved they can beat us, in Camarohead no less. If you told me your crystal ball had them in the Supe next year, wouldn’t surprise me at all

I lurked in a thread of Bills fans who were ranking their trophy case of sadness. Longtime fans, those who stayed steadfast through 4 straight Super Bowl losses, ranked 13 seconds as the second worst moment in franchise history behind Wide Right -- and all agreed 13 seconds was a fitting introduction to their new fans to the Buffalo franchise.

The 90's Chiefs specialized in those bigtime October wins. We all know what those wins leave you with if you can't deliver in January -- and that's the trap Bills fans are in right now.

I can't hate on Bills fans. They deserve a title as much as any fanbase. The thing with Allen is that if he is this generation's Favre, he could go on a hot streak to get them over the top. But as we know from watching elite quarterbacks on other rosters in the 90's, that's only if Mahomes can be avoided/overcome in the playoffs.

Reading through that thread, I think Brett Veach broke their spirit.

When we were in the shitter as a franchise, and even when we were good but not elite with Alex, I thought, "If this team ever wins multiple Super Bowls, surely all of our infighting as fans will be solved, right?"

Nope. I didn't know what form the infighting would look like, but this is clearly it.

I'm a very hateful person. You'll notice one of my first posts after winning this most recent Super Bowl (God it feels so good that I have to get specific about which Super Bowl I'm talking about) was a diatribe against Nick Sirriani. Why am I not running around hugging and kissing babies? Why am I so concerned about the opponent? Because that's who I am and **** you for asking, that's why.

I hope the moral orel Chiefs fans just let shit go, because we've got more rings to win over the next several years, and they better get used to everybody's individual antics.

Those guys actually kind of know football. These quotes are astute and must be intensely painful for them.

Dismantle the Chiefs? The Bills literally created the Chiefs.*



It turned out to be a solid deal for both parties, but if Mahomes goes on to be a top-3 all time QB (or even the best ever), that trade probably becomes the most famous/consequential draft day trade of all time, passing even the Herschel Walker trade.*

I'm not sure I'd call that famous trade "a solid deal for both parties". The Bills got some good players, but the outcome is as lopsided as a trade can get.

They still have an empty trophy case, that’s good enough for me.

Sure, but Josh's deal is kicking in and they went all in this year. Josh seemed lost without Dabol and they have no way to resign a bunch of their talent. I like our chances...

Gotta love the honesty (although misspelling of Veach could out as a CP plant):

The Chiefs are going to be a dynasty team. They have everything the Pats had and more.

Reid is an offensive genius.

Mahomes is the next Tom Brady.

GM Veech runs circles around Beane. Arguable he's the best GM in the league.

There is no stopping this team. They traded away Hill and won with a suspect young defense and sub par WRs and RBs.

The Mahomes and Allen comparasions should stop now. It's not fair to Mahomes who is wearing two rings.

The Chiefs win and know how to win! The Bills simply don't when it comes playoff time.

Next year will be more of the same.

Chiefs fan obsessing over other Chiefs fan obsessing over others reactions to our success is just part of the 7th circle of trauma and equally annoying with the same lack of awareness.

And I’m 100% here for all of it.

And some of them must not have watched a whole lot of Chiefs’ games. Knocking Kelce’s unique talents, and contributions to the team? ��

ROFLROFLROFL:clap::clap::clap:

Thank you for posting this. I'm dying over here.

So, I've only read through the first page, but so far, they just want to poach these guys:

Andy Reid
Brett Veach
Spags
Mahomes
Kelce
Dumlap
Saunders
Nnadi
Kelce?
Creed Humphrey
OBJ


They only want those Chiefs. That's all. In the first 19 posts.LMAO

Check this gem:

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At this point I don't even know if Kelce is good. He's so freakin wide open every play that it must be the play calling. They know he is getting the ball and they still can't stop him. "

This is the best thing I've read all day, and there've been some good posts today. It's like every other post is a new gem. My stomach hurts.

They've clearly accepted their own fate. It wasn't long ago that you'd go to one of those Bills forums and they'd all hem and haw about giving us the 2017 10th overall pick because "We got Josh Allen anyway, PLUS Edmunds, so we won that trade!"

Even the die hard homers have accepted that Mahomes is the true king, and they done ****ed themselves by giving us the tool we needed to acquire him

Wasn’t Tre White somehow involved in that deal? He’s a very good defensive player but cannot stay healthy. The Sammy Watkins of defense if you will. The best ability is availability in sports.

The weak are meat for the strong to eat

Their suffering gives me life

The poor bastards get to mull this over. In their snowstorm blackouts drinking wine made from fish bladders

Sums it up nicely:
"Dismantle the chiefs lol they had like 7 rookies starting on defense, Mahomes with a high ankle sprain, and traded away the best wr in the game and still won superbowl." :clap:

I will say I might be pretty checked out right now if Mahomes would’ve ended up on another AFC team.

I don’t think my fanhood would do very well against another Patriots-type dynasty.

LMAO

Thanks for posting. I decided to browse their Super Bowl thread and that gave me life too. So many gems.

https://www.twobillsdrive.com/commun...hiefs/page/58/

Check the second-to-last post on this page. Just after Toney’s punt return.

That was a fun read. Poor bastards. And they know they were the architects of their own doom by facilitating the trade that got us Mahomes.

Yeah that thread is great. If you want to read the Eagles board starting with the Toney punt return it's a fun meltdown too.
https://www.eaglesmessageboard.com/t...e/72/#comments

At least Buffalo ended up with a legit franchise QB. Teams like Chicago, San Fran, the Jets, Tennessee, & Panthers made a far bigger mistake passing on Mahomes.

That was enjoyable to read all the REAL respect they give us. If it was a Patriots board it would be opposite. AND BTW the old patriotsplanet I can't access anymore. Anybody have another one for them so I can troll.

My favorite opposing fan comment about this place from a Bills fan who looked up CP's original Zayne Anderson thread today when they picked him up:
"Man.........that forum reads like the transcript of a wiretap at a crackhouse."
LMAO

Here's Dickershun's original thread he's referring to even before all the ****ups, should be in the classics:

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=339455

Real SNR never fails:
You see that shit in the weaknesses? Here, let me point it out to everybody.
Somewhat slender through hips and thighs. Get him the **** off my team.
:LOL:

How bad would it be to be them, knowing they traded us Patrick Mahomes, who would dominate them for the next 10 years.

It is approaching the Babe Ruth trade as the most lopsoded in sports history.

Their hearts have been ripped out.

Man what the **** are they clutching their pearls over? There's not even anything bad in that thread!

Sounds like they all live on Mephistopheles Janx's farm and their vaginas fell out

LMAO

I think this Super Bowl changed the minds of a lot of opposing fans. We started a bunch of rookies and traded away one of the best players in the league and we got *better*.

With the exception of the Bungles fans who aren't quite there yet, everyone else now sees this incarnation of the Chiefs as the Death Star that it is.

Buffalo hasn't proven a damn thing. Regular season games don't matter to this Chiefs team and haven't for years now. They literally coast in them.

now i can finally make empire strikes back memes :evil:

grand moff clarkin? you may fire when ready.

Semi erect.

Right. These Bills fans and almost all fans ever don’t get how hard it is to “get up” mentally 20 times a year. It’s why there is so much variability in performance. Same way this Chief team can lose to the god ****ing Colts and put together the second half the world saw in the Super Bowl.

Thing is that Super Bowl performance took an absolutely tremendous amount of energy and isn’t reproducible 20 times a year.


Hell, Mahomes basically admitted in an interview they mailed in the 2nd half of the Bengals game in the AFCCG because it’s hard to muster the energy for the Super Bowl and they thought they had it. And when they dug down to get it, it wasn’t there.

It’s why Bills and Bengals fans can’t understand how they can win in the regular season but it’s different here. It’s why the 8-8 Giants can beat the 16-0 Patriots. Same as how we couldn’t square that Alex and Andy put the absolute clown shoes on Brady and Belicheat, Clay writes an obituary and they win the Super Bowl. Fact is they didn’t give a flying **** about us and we took our shot at the big guy on the block. Should they have overlooked us? IDK. Probably not but they won the Bowl.

That seems to be the thing that no one gets (fans, analysts, whatever), it isn’t a mathematical equation. It’s football, and so much of crashing yourself into other humans takes mental and emotional energy and it’s not always quantifiable or predictable.

I think Mahomes and Company get it. But they may not be able to come up with it when it matters. Fact is it’s hard to win the Super Bowl and those guys are TIRED. But hopefully we can avoid mistakes like the AFCCG against the Bengals or come out unfocused like the the Bucs Super Bowl.

All that aside, they’re probably in good shape. Even if they’re the Manning Colts or the Big Rape Steelers to the Brady Brother****ing Cheatriot ****bags. (We’ll see if we can sustain success) they’ll probably get one with Allen and that will be a big moment for them. Hell even if they’re the Flacco Ravens, I bet Ravens fans aren’t willing to give that one back because Flacco played outside his mind for a month.

Dude, they want Andrew Wylie.

Let’s sign him to a good sized contract and trade him for a couple firsts :D

Josh Allen is the cottage cheese of QBs. He needs an injection of players with personality. Diggs ain't it. Or maybe it's Buffalo that's so bland

Comic Gold Jerry Gold.

Our three interior lineman and Mahomes awareness is why Wylie kept his job. Can about say the same foe Brown.



Oh wait I need to talk up Wylie. He was the greatest RT ever.

Sad, sorry MF'ers.

Zero sympathy for a group of shitheels who thought they were the anointed ones. Talked all that regular season shit and in the playoffs aspirated on their own expectations. At home. In the snow.

They can all ride a ****ing barrel over Niagara Falls for all I care. Or jump straight in.

Another fun read.

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/sho...ing-Super-Bowl

Pacheco and McKinnon are far from "subpar". The Patriots also proved you can win without "elite" WRs and skill players.

HOF Coach and QB and a top 5 defense is usually what makes a dynasty. We're doing it without the top 5 defense which is incredible.

I'm just going to pretend Pacheco was the 1st rounder and MEH was taken in the 7th.

I cant read others forums.

It is like when opposers come here. They just dont understand. And they shouldnt. It's our cesspool.

Completely agree with OP..
Before the postseason started, I was thinking about them being 2-2 hosting AFCCGs and 1-1 in Super Bowls, and how it seemed infinitely better to win both and be above .500 and to get that 2nd SB than to be under .500 in the AFCCG or to win it just to be under .500 in SBs.

And then the ankle injury happened, which would have been quickly forgotten next season when everyone would start doubting and talking about "a dynasty that never was".... and now they have a 2nd Lombardi, the dynasty talk is in full swing, and life is amazing.



...and I found one of those posts amusing, dude launched into like 10 topics and Norwood and field goal kickers, etc. LMAO

That is by far the better of the two Bills boards though.... seems like it's closer to CP in that many of them have been Bills fans forever, as opposed to the bandwagon table smashers of TBD who just show up to games to get plastered so they can forget they live in Buffalo for a few hours.

Almost?!? :shrug:

Buffalo fans talking about “poaching” other teams’ free agents while their own shitfest team currently sits $16 million over the salary cap. Hilarious.

Are they planning to petition the NFL to grant them a salary cap hardship exemption because of Hamlin?

Keep riding the Hamlin heart monitor.

Imagine getting completely dominated by New England for nearly 2 decades, you finally draft a "franchise quarterback" and it's your time to get over, but get knocked out in the playoffs by a team you basically created by trading them the pick that got Mahomes.

That's some other-world shit right there.

Who are we talking about??

Interesting read but that was more sad than fun.

Philly fans are degenerates but they’re not in our conference so I don’t really hate them.

Ouch lol

They're going in circles over there. LMAO

The Bills were finished when Von Miller went down. They're talking about everything except that.

That was an enjoyable read. LMAO

Browsing some of these other forums really makes you appreciate CP. Most of their formats are barely a step above Tigerboard. Good job CP web designers!

Bills came to Arrowhead and won in 2021 and 2022.

Bills had a lot of injuries.

We are blessed to have the Chiefs have so many great leaders and few season ending injuries to key players.

I am glad that Chiefs are having a magic run, but that does not make me want to think I am better person than any and all Bills fans.

Knowing that I am a better person than all of the sorry mother****ers around here is enough for me.

The Bills coach that put them on the map and developed the offense for Allen was Daboll.

He's gone so they have nothing now.

Bet you they resign Tremaine Edmunds, an off-ball linebacker for a zillion dollars.

ROFL

Seriously delusional fans....the very fact that the one poster inferred that Mahomes won't get more than 2 and that Allen will get more than 2 speaks to their desperate mentality.

Josh Allen IS Dan Marino....not MIGHT be. And his macho mentality of running over guys' while scrambling will one day end up costing him. (Same could be said for Jackson and Burrow).

A guy who I thought was a good friend and was a Bills fan suddenly stopped communicating when the Bills lost in the last 13 seconds. I sent him a text a day after to say..."great game....a shame it wasn't the AFCG". His response? Pretty much a "screw you" 3 word response.

We haven't spoken since even though I tried to reach out a couple of times hoping his response was just latent anger. Pretty much crickets.

Bills have never beat the Chiefs when it mattered.

The Chiefs just proved to everyone that we aren’t going away with Mahomes here.

We’ve reached the pinnacle boys. Tears of others are sweet.

I met Kenny Bania once.

Nice guy.

I think this Chiefs defense could be a top five defense if it tried to be a top 5 defense.

I think Chiefs do not try to dominate on defense because more players would get hurt and Chiefs would rather win and stay healthy than call defense to defend every inch.

All of the little snipe comments about the refs helping the Chiefs win the SB is silly and annoying in most instances, in that thread, coming from that fan base it is just maddening. Over the course of the past 12 months the LEAGUE has bent over backwards trying to give the Bills every advantage. These ****ing douche bags have absolutely zero room to be accusing any other team of receiving “help”.

No need to be hopeless. They’ll still be up there in the running with Allen at QB. Getting HFA for the playoffs will be a big goal for them, even though they got beat by Cincy this year.

LMAO It is pretty hilarious that they've somehow built a team that's at a major disadvantage if they get Home Field in the playoffs. They look ****ing HORRIBLE in the snow.

A lot of those guys have definitely accepted their fate. Sure they have some true fans that think they're fine, but most realize that as long as Patrick Mahomes is the QB in KC their chances are slim.

I think they have a strong argument that their OC is in over his head. Looked like he was calling for a mid 90’s game in Jacksonville with the routes his receivers were running against Cincy.

Should check out the patriots fans forums. They are salty as shit about the chiefs. How "mahomes gets all the calls", and their superbowl thread was a giant conspiracy about how the refs are in on them being the new dynasty.

We have won it 2x in Pat’s 5 seasons so why would any franchise feel “hopeless”? He’s not going to win it more years than he will, in all likelihood

Is it your goal in life to be a miserable contrarian sack of shit?

His screen name says it all. He probably looked forward to the sexual assaults in prison, but the prison daddy’s don’t like those who give it willingly.

It's truly mindnumbing how many people over at their board still think Allen is a better QB than Mahomes and the only reason he hasn't had the same success is due to coaching and poor roster players around him.
Nevermind the fact that the Bills defense has, statistically speaking, been superior to that of the Chiefs all these years.

Allen is not and will never be equal to or better than Mahomes because he lacks fundamental traits that Mahomes has:

1) Elite IQ
2) Elite arm talent (throwing with touch, off platform, from every possible angle)
3) Killer instinct (while Allen has shown at times that he can go cold blooded on teams, he hasn't managed to close the deal when it really counts... in the Playoffs)

Allen is very robotic in his approach. Lacks the intelligence to dissect formations pre-snap.

There is the Mahomes tier and further down the barrel there are the lesser tiers.

It's early enough in Allen's career that they can still hold on to hope. He's a very talented guy. AFC is loaded with very talented QB's. We will see how it shakes out for these teams over the next 10 years.

I stopped reading that forum. I was starting to feel bad for the bills mafia. that shit cant happen

It’s sad. They all have finally figured out that Mahomes broke the organization in the 13 second game. That was supposed to be their year. Josh Allen was perfect that entire postseason.

And then Mahomes went out and out-perfected his perfection. That was it for them. We own their souls.

Allen's great. Not a terrible thing to have the second coming of Favre. Hell many commentators said that's what Reid was hoping for when he drafted Mahomes and even CHIEFS fans were saying this was Mahomes ceiling after his start last year.

https://i12.servimg.com/u/f12/20/00/18/62/screen11.png

This image was posted on the Bills subreddit as a GOOD thing, with their fans arguing it meant Allen didn't regress this year. This seemed to miss the subtext that Allen might always be a turnover machine. Favre proved you could still get a title and always be in the mix despite that, but you need tight coaching to get over the top. I'm not convinced the Bills currently have that after Daboll left last year.