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Dayze 02-18-2013 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9413129)
Remember the time she put the mic next to her girly girl parts down there by mistake? All you could hear was a distant voice repeating DOOM....DEATH.....DESTRUCTION......

and "will someone please get me a tic-tac"?

Chiefs Pantalones 02-18-2013 04:44 PM

We're supposed to get 6-12 inches here in Flagstaff, AZ on Tuesday into Wednesday. My wife is getting 15-20 inches nightly.

Dayze 02-18-2013 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 9413144)
We're supposed to get 6-12 inches here in Flagstaff, AZ on Tuesday into Wednesday. My wife is getting 15-20 inches nightly.

ROFL

so you're hittin' it 5 - 6 times?

:D

Bowser 02-18-2013 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 9413144)
We're supposed to get 6-12 inches here in Flagstaff, AZ on Tuesday into Wednesday. My wife is getting 15-20 inches nightly.

That dildo must have cost her a small fortune.

Bugeater 02-18-2013 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9412899)
I thought Omaha was in the bullseye of the storm. A foot+ for those guys.

4321

KCUnited 02-18-2013 04:53 PM

The humidity level in Katie's yoga pants is nearing 100% with accumulation around the dew point, causing bonermetric pressure in men everywhere to decrease.

Bowser 02-18-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9413160)
4321

Heh. Just mount a leaf blower on the front of your bike. You'll be fine.

Demonpenz 02-18-2013 04:56 PM

Katie Horner can lick the bathroom at buzzard beach.

Bowser 02-18-2013 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9413176)
The humidity level in Katie's yoga pants is nearing 100% with accumulation around the dew point, causing bonermetric pressure in men everywhere to decrease.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9413188)
Katie Horner can lick the bathroom at buzzard beach.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhlshAwGl1qicu1q.gif

KCUnited 02-18-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9413188)
Katie Horner can lick the bathroom at buzzard beach.

"Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, because crabs can pole vault"

keg in kc 02-18-2013 05:01 PM

The newest "storm of the century" will drop 3/4 of an inch and we'll all wonder what we were worried about.

threebag 02-18-2013 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 9413144)
We're supposed to get 6-12 inches here in Flagstaff, AZ on Tuesday into Wednesday. My wife is getting 15-20 inches nightly.

What is that like nine midgets?

OnTheWarpath15 02-18-2013 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9413196)

ROFL

mr. tegu 02-18-2013 05:05 PM

When am I supposed to start panicking? Do I raid the grocery store for enough supplies to last two weeks today or tomorrow?

BroncoDork 02-18-2013 05:42 PM

Eh, just get yourselves some strap-on chains from tirechains.com, you'll be fine with those. I'm surprised more people don't have them. On and off in a minute, cheap, get you out of trouble spots to a plowed road. You'll be maneuvering around stuck fools.


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