Actual email I just got.
 

Any chance I can have fun with this? Your ideas, please.

DEAREST ONE,

I DO APOLOGIZE FOR APPROACHING YOU IN SUCH A MANNER, BUT CIRCUMSTANCES FORCED ME TO CONTACT YOU. I WAS FORMERLY A MEDICAL STUDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF ABIDJAN, COTE D IVOIRE TILL MY PARENTS AND MY ONLY BROTHER WHERE KILLED BY THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS AN OPPOSITION LEADER TO THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER, HE HAS $9.5 M USD (NINE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.) IN A DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT WITH A BANK IN COTE D'IVOIRE WHICH I AM THE NEXT OF KIN. I HUMBLY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS:

1) TO HELP GET THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED TO YOU.

2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN

3) TO MAKE AN ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER AFTER THIS MONEY IS TRANSFERRED.

4) TO LOOK FOR A GOOD VENTURE WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE INVESTED. I AM READY TO COMPENSATE YOU FOR YOUR EFFORT IN ASSISTING ME.

YOU 'RE SINCERELY,
KITTY KANTE.

So I'm not the only one getting emails from Chuck Finley's former wives and girlfriends? Tawny...Kitty...:shrug:
http://www.broadwaytovegas.com/kitaen.jpg

Here, I'll give you MY account number, that e-mail HAS to be real!

I was helping them but I don't why I haven't seen the money go into my account. :shrug:

It takes time for these international transactions to clear... :)

E-mail him back and tell him there are a bunch of people that would be happy to assist him at www.chiefsplanet.com . He will need to logon as Rhinohumper and ask for our help.

I think this same guy wanted to buy the furniture I put on Craigslist!

He must be buying up furniture for his move to America.

Don't let Mangino see this email because he'll be up all night trying to find a way to put their football team on the schedule.

I get at least one of those a day, not that exact email, but some form of it. I messed with a few of them, but 99% of the time they end up in my junk email file and I hit delete. They do hook a few people though, remember this guy?

I get lots of these. I think I have a couple of million dollars being held for me by Fed-Ex. I'm pretty sure Calipari is behind it.

You should string him along and milk a few bucks out of him to teach him a lesson. Or you could let it get really out of hand and "P-P-P-Powerbook" him!

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

Suprisingly, 100% legit:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/scams/kittykante

That guy turned out to be bogus as well.

A real gem I got today. :O

I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you, instead they let you spend money unnecessarily. I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me
of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after i make the transfer, I will seriously be in trouble and my life will be in danger.

You may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, punch the computer to reflect in your bank. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested.


Do get in touch with me immediately.

Regards,
Sandra Luke
Computer Scientist

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