Woohoo!! promotion
 

I finally got a promotion...
I am officially a scientist in Virology...
Had to brag a bit ...woohoo !!!! :rockon:

Good, 'cause I've got this rash...

Virology???

wtf is that?


so now you can tell me whats floatin around in the urinal troughs out at Arrowhead??

Congrats. Can you tell me what these bumps on my anus are?

Shit. My wife distracted me.

whatd she do,walk by nekkid??

don't stick yourself with an ebola needle. congrats tho, seriously.

Have you ever seen the short film "Rejected"? If you got an extra $15 it's friggin' hilarious! Your post reminded me of one of the segments (it's all animated) where this little guy keeps screaming his anus is bleeding and nobody cares... LOL

Trust me, it's funnier if you see it.

Worse - she wanted to talk to me. Jeesh.

I almost have her broke of that habit, though.

I think that's what really turned me off about marriage. Other than the adultery. Talk talk talk talk talk. Like I gave a shit.

walking by nekkid? dumbass. I encourage that of my wife.

woah...
if I knew this job meant I was the resident chiefsplanet venereal disease diagnostic...I might have stayed in chemistry... :)
naah screw it I like money

Be careful... that's what gave Phobia the bumps on his anus.

It was either that, or his wife forgetting to clean the butt plug.

(flashback to Joey Pants' character on The Sopranos)

About the time she quits talking to you expect the rash on your anus...