Myself. :(

I had a trade going through Sunday morning that I forgot to insert into my starting lineup. Cost me 8 points.

I ended up tying him. Tying him in a league that breaks points down into hundredths. 128.38 to 128.38.

I would like to apologize to Calvin Johnson.

Dez and Ridley....eh, still don't love either of those fellas.

I won by two. WOW. LMAO

Big inverse props to Decker/Cruz/Dobson, who combined for 1.2 points. That's almost statistically impossible.

**** you Mychal Rivera. One catch for 10 yards.....and out with a concussion.

I had bye week issues.

Trotted out Vincent Brown and Chris Givens (along with Antonio Brown). LMAO

Still managed to hold on though.

This one goes to Arron Rodgers. He's not on my team, but Jordy Nelson's production declined tremendously. So.....**** you Aaron Rodgers.

thanks for the 22 Stafford, but **** u with a broomstick for giving Nate a donut...WiTF???

**** you Marshawn Lynch. I needed 5 more rushing yards from you to win the #1 seed against the current #1 seed. Because you couldn't get those 5 yards, we tied and I needed a win. **** you.

My team has reflected the Chiefs for the most part....came out blazing for several weeks and shit the bed the past 4. This week...with the playoffs on the line, worse scoring week of the season....

Tonight, up by 10, opponent has Brees......gets pulled with 8.5

Fractional scoring, brah.

I fell for the Marvin Jones craze. **** him. I am in 2 serious leagues. God, I had one of those weeks this week where EVERYONE in my lineup just totally tripped over their dicks. Dropped from #2 to #4 and now I don't have a 1st round bye.

However, in my other league (both teams are in 12 team leagues), I started: Cam Newton, AP, Demarco Murray, Josh Gordon, Roddie White, Eric Decker, Gronk, Rashad Jennings (w/r slot), Adam Vinitieri, KC Def, Vontaze Burfict, Julius Peppers, Chad Greenway, Demeco Ryans and Paul Poszulnszy. Did real well there!

Freaking Ray Rice... what in the world is up with that little "running in a snow suit" dude? Jeeez. Lol, I acquired AP by trading away Rice and Amendola for him like 6 weeks ago. That dude is all like, "**** YOU, RAY RICE!!!"

Trade rape.

To make things better, I acquired Josh Gordon for Shame Vereen and Julius Thomas 4 weeks at or whenever it was that Gronk came back.