how many fights are gonna break out in St Joe this weekend?
 

With the Chiefs sucking ass... and most everyone in a bad mood... Mixing alcohol and Chiefs fans might end up as a Wrestlemania...

How many fights will NZoner have to break up on Saturday?

After the first adventurous moron gets schooled, Bob Dole predicts "zero".

Could be a good reality series that would then be up for an Emmy!!!!

i think there is a better chance of someone pissing on bob dole's shoes!

Hell I agree...Bob does that anyways.

This is a stupid thread and a stupid poll.

thanks for helping :thumb:

Note to Bob Dole's self: Wear the old shoes.

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if somebody ended up throwing down. Unlike last year, when everybody was upbeat and hopeful, I almost feel like I'm driving down for a wake.

And speaking of driving down, I think I majorly fucked up the alignment on my car the other day (ran over a curb at night while making a left turn :banghead: ) so obviously I need to get that looked at before I drive over 1,000 miles. God only knows what that will set me back, since I'm pretty sure being a tard and hitting a curb isn't something that's covered under my warranty. Add to that the fact that my uncle (who I was planning on staying with) just informed me that he'll be out of town this weekend. My aunt will be there, and we can still stay there, but I'm bummed about not being able to see my uncle.

And I'm also not going to the banquet. Instead, I'm bringing the wife down, and traded in my banquet ticket for an extra ticket to the picnic. So all of you will get to meet Mrs. Frazod, which I guess is a good thing.

I had been looking forward to going to the banquet and perhaps meeting some of the coaches/players. But now, I'm mainly just afraid of what I might say, and since I don't want to spend the night biting my tongue, I'll simply take a pass.

All in all, I'm still coming, but I sure as hell don't look forward to it the way I did last year. Those slacking bastards have really sucked the joy out of the whole deal. :shake:

Yes, hopefully she'll annoy you as much as she does me..... :evil:

Think she has hair........????

:thumb:

i am sure she has hair, after your married, they let the bush grow out

ROFL

The wife says "YES I HAVE HAIR YOU DUMB SHIT."

ROFL

You say that now, but you'll be feeling better after we whoop the shit out of the Texicans. ;)

But I am looking forward to meeting the woman who puts up with you.....

Cool. I enjoy beating up drunks. :$2500:

:evil:

Uh-oh, she's reading.......

Yeah, I can't argue with that concept. I don't know how she does it. :)

She's still reading, isn't she? :D

Actually, she's in the other room on her computer. I just had to read Hack's post to her. :D

So your uncle found out you were coming and left town? Does this happen to you a lot?

Uh... well... do I really have to answer that? :D

Heh heh heh.

We know it's not looks or personality........Probably cause he's in touch with his feminine side, after all he was in the Navy and he's a secretary..........:D

Read this one too............. :p

Careful, jarhead. I'll put you in a round room and tell you to go piss in the corner, thus making your head explode. :D

ROFL ........Good one .....

read this nlm

I couldn't get that lucky.......God enjoys punishing me...........

Look Tim can count to two.......... :p

Clearly. :D

Anyway, you bastards, I'm off to dealership to see how fucked up my car is.

Please continue to disparage me (that means 'dis' to you jarheads) in my absence. :moon:

Like we really need the prodding to do so.....

Like that would be any fun.........

Well, I'm back. Needed a full alignment plus all the trimmings, leaving a nice $200 smoking hole in my ass.

:cuss:

This week... has... just... SUCKED!
:cuss:

heh,I been out of town and just saw this.

Nzoner won't be breaking up shit,however,my buddy Spanky has been instructed,as Scott put it,to school anyone starting anything.

She's probably gonna kick Demonpez in na nuts for saying she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock in a swimsuit.

I'd never say anything so rude to such an obviously thoughtful and charitable lady.

Eh... I wouldn't sweat it, Joe. The "Planet" crowd is a very cool group of people.

I'm reasonably sure that at some point POPpystar will kick my ass.....the only real question is will I enjoy it.

It's not the CP crowd I'm concerned about as I have a few local friends coming as well. :D

what?

three days isn't enough to score some major league stuff?

you're slackin'...

Oh.. St. Joe folks. I gotcha. It's the women you've gotta watch...

wow, you know a teacher named spanky??

is she good looking? :p

speak for yourself, man...

personally, i'm a hot blooded mama... :p

er... that didn't come out quite right... :rolleyes:

I'd guess the only Fight that will happen at zoners is when someone eats too many wings, and then tries to sneak a fart in, and loses a fight with the separator...........sharting to her boat shoes.

um hey there hot blooded mama...

How youuuu doing?


:p :p :p :p

i thought that's why we were gonna go to the emerald club... :D :D :D

Yep,that Miller Lite catfight commercial ain't got anything on St Joe women......cept for looks:(

just fine, honey...

thanks for asking... :D

ROFL exactly.

I'd watch out for that KcMizzou fella... just don't get in the way of his posse, and there shouldn't be any problems.....

ROFL Beleeee 'dat!

(actually, my "posse" will be at the sitter's that night.)

my daddy used to say it's not their looks that you...

oops, i forgot we're not supposed to use that word any more... :rolleyes:

do ex-cons have posses?

Spanky may be disappointed, because Bob Dole intends to take care of any bullshit on his own.

Don't let the mild manner and gimpy hand fool ya...

As long as no one has any intentions of cheating at poker I'm looking for a friendly and good party,besides if any bullshit does go down mah mrs is gonna get upset and believe me,we don't want mah mrs upset.

She didn't look that mean to me... :shrug:

You have a dog named SPANKY? This explains a lot.

Nah, but their asses sure have some miles....

what, no cheating??

what kind of saloon are you running, any way?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

heh heh, he probably turned back the odometer...