Happy Thanksgiving! Here's your tornado!
 

This crap sucks.

That is all.

How thoughtful, thanks for the spin!

Remember: if the tornado hits, stop, drop, and roll.

The arklatex is getting pooped on right now. Some of that shit could be heading our way. :cuss:

"If you hear debris striking your house, do not go outside and take cover."

Really? You've got a Meteorology degree, don't you?

Phuqtard.

If you aren't supposed to do that, then what do you do? Go inside and take cover? Or go outside and don't take cover?

What? You're the farging Conjunction Police now?

I can't believe you're bitching. You're not even dead yet.

One could theoretically go INSIDE and not take cover as well. In theory. :hmmm:

Texas has been getting battered the past few days. We've had a few tornado touchdowns on the north side of town here.

Thankfully, all of the nasty stuff has been on the north side today. My part of town was rather pleasant most of the day.

Maybe that is why he is bitching.....

Remember, if a tornado hits, place your sternum against a corner such a countertop and thrust downward hard and fast.

eh, the NWS says all we are going to get out of it is 4 -8 inches of snow....

That changes everything.

4-8 inches of snow down here is more deadly than any tornado.

take your tornado and deal with it, pussy.