Hot pockets
 

I watched jim gafficgan make fun of hot pockets all day yesterday. So I went to the eating place today to grab a bite and maybe something to eat. So we have one of those spinning vending machines that had turkey sandwiches apple and nascar. So i decided to get a breakfest hot pocket. No big deal right? Well I open it and there is no "sleeve" for it. I searched the package for or five times and still no sleaves. I died the hot pocket 800 number and the announcer said "Sorry sir, the breakfest hot pockets are sleaveless"
needless to say I am pissed

Maybe it ripped off its sleeve so it could be on Gunther's team.

Dude, I just gotta ask.

Does the phrase, "Spanish Auto New" mean anything to you?

jeezus I need a decryption machine to read the damn post...Gaffigan is HI-larious though

Oh, the humanity!

I was impressed that he spelled "hot pockets" correctly.

what's up w/that?

diarrhea pocket!

The vending machine lady won't give me a refund because i already ate it

that stupid dizzy (insert word for female vag starting with C, ending in 'unt').

I've noticed the breakfast hot pockets don't have the sleeves too. Doesn't make any sense to me - they're like a condom for the hot pocket keeping it all safe from the dangers of the radiation box (pun definitely intended). I think it's corporate America trying to get better margins, but the pockets don't cook nearly as well.

Nothing to worry about. The dog food they stuff those things with is pre-cooked.

What are you talking about? I thought it was part of a well-balanced diet?

You must not be a bachelor...

Topic for discussion: A hot pocket is neither hot nor a pocket.

did it have a placenta