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listopencil 10-23-2013 10:49 PM

Thirty Five Classy Slang Terms For Naughty Bits From The Past Six Hundred Years
 
Vagina

1. Belle-chose (1386)
2. Altar of Venus (1584)
3. Netherlands (1591)
4. Placket-lace (1593)
5. Phoenix nest (1618)
6. Nature’s treasury (1635)
7. Contrapunctum (1653)
8. Privy-counsel (1664)
9. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665)
10. Lady’s low toupee (1721)
11. Mount Pleasant (1748)
12. Petticoat lane (1790)
13. Venerable monosyllable (1796)
14. Fancy article (1822)
15. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823)
16. Antipodes (1832)
17. Thatched cottage (1835)
18. Cyprian fountain (1846)
19. Road to a christening (1903)

Penis

20. Maypole (1621)
21. Pioneer of nature (1653)
22. Master John Goodfellow (1653)
23. Generating tool (1653)
24. Evesdropper (1653)
25. Cyprian scepter (1653)
26. Don Cypriano (1653)
27. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708)
28. Gentleman usher (1719)
29. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area
30. Silent flute (1720)
31. Arbor vitae (1732)
32. Impudence (1783)
33. Staff of life (1836)
34. Mr. Peaslin (1883)
35. Credentials (1895)


ThaVirus 10-23-2013 10:55 PM

"Staff of life" makes me LOL

listopencil 10-23-2013 10:59 PM

I must admit that several of these made me giggle like a child.

Hammock Parties 10-23-2013 11:02 PM

Purple-headed yogurt slinger is noticeably absent.

Jack 10-23-2013 11:11 PM

You need to add another to the feminine side:

20. Box lunch at the Y (1980)

CrazyPhuD 10-23-2013 11:35 PM

What if you have the rule of five?

threebag 10-24-2013 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 10118782)
What if you have the rule of five?

You could spit a couple out to get back to three.

Mr. Flopnuts 10-24-2013 06:02 AM

Why my good fellow, we had a splendid time! Least did I expect that she would allow me to place my Cyprian scepter into her Contrapunctum!

Dayze 10-24-2013 07:55 AM

I've always referred to my hang-down as "The Executive Branch"

BlackHelicopters 10-24-2013 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 10118782)
What if you have the rule of five?

What if you are the rule of two? Sans one ball?

Baby Lee 10-24-2013 08:16 AM

I like Top Gear's appellation of 'gentleman's breakfast.' ie, sausage and eggs.

Beef Supreme 10-24-2013 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 10118782)
What if you have the rule of five?

You should do porn.

gblowfish 10-24-2013 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10118752)
Purple-headed yogurt slinger is noticeably absent.

Yes.
We should build our own list:

Lady Parts:
The Quivering Quim
Ham Wallet
Poonanny


Men Parts:
The Bald Headed Rat
The Social Sirloin
Trouser Trout

J Diddy 10-24-2013 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10119096)
I've always referred to my hang-down as "The Executive Branch"

I always called mine "Pepe" like Pepe la Pew.

Funny thing is one night at the bar some Mexican guy hits on wife and opens up with "Hi. I'm Pepe." She about died laughing and when she stopped laughing, the embarassed soul asks what's so funny.

She informed him that is the name I've given my penis and tonight when she gets home she's going to get some of my pepe action, not his.

Baby Lee 10-24-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10119131)
Yes.
We should build our own list:

Lady Parts:
The Quivering Quim
Ham Wallet
Poonanny


Men Parts:
The Bald Headed Rat
The Social Sirloin
Trouser Trout

Hairy Manilow
Stench Trench
Slobbering Bulldog


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