Thirty Five Classy Slang Terms For Naughty Bits From The Past Six Hundred Years
Vagina
1. Belle-chose (1386) 2. Altar of Venus (1584) 3. Netherlands (1591) 4. Placket-lace (1593) 5. Phoenix nest (1618) 6. Nature’s treasury (1635) 7. Contrapunctum (1653) 8. Privy-counsel (1664) 9. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665) 10. Lady’s low toupee (1721) 11. Mount Pleasant (1748) 12. Petticoat lane (1790) 13. Venerable monosyllable (1796) 14. Fancy article (1822) 15. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823) 16. Antipodes (1832) 17. Thatched cottage (1835) 18. Cyprian fountain (1846) 19. Road to a christening (1903) Penis 20. Maypole (1621) 21. Pioneer of nature (1653) 22. Master John Goodfellow (1653) 23. Generating tool (1653) 24. Evesdropper (1653) 25. Cyprian scepter (1653) 26. Don Cypriano (1653) 27. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708) 28. Gentleman usher (1719) 29. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area 30. Silent flute (1720) 31. Arbor vitae (1732) 32. Impudence (1783) 33. Staff of life (1836) 34. Mr. Peaslin (1883) 35. Credentials (1895) |
"Staff of life" makes me LOL
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I must admit that several of these made me giggle like a child.
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Purple-headed yogurt slinger is noticeably absent.
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You need to add another to the feminine side:
20. Box lunch at the Y (1980) |
What if you have the rule of five?
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Why my good fellow, we had a splendid time! Least did I expect that she would allow me to place my Cyprian scepter into her Contrapunctum!
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I've always referred to my hang-down as "The Executive Branch"
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I like Top Gear's appellation of 'gentleman's breakfast.' ie, sausage and eggs.
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We should build our own list: Lady Parts: The Quivering Quim Ham Wallet Poonanny Men Parts: The Bald Headed Rat The Social Sirloin Trouser Trout |
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Funny thing is one night at the bar some Mexican guy hits on wife and opens up with "Hi. I'm Pepe." She about died laughing and when she stopped laughing, the embarassed soul asks what's so funny. She informed him that is the name I've given my penis and tonight when she gets home she's going to get some of my pepe action, not his. |
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