Why was the planet down today?
 

Like many others tried getting on at several different points during the day with no success.
It appears that it came back on just before 5 this evening.

I heard that someone set off an M80 yesterday in austinchief's mailbox.

The FBI assures us that the server was "extremely careless" with its service, but it was never, in fact, "down."

It was mentioned on the downtime planet that that particular news release might have had something to do with what happened.

Donko fan infestation gave the server herpes!

i've been here all day.
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Aids Tree fire.

the mice died running the treadmill that runs the server.

Kotter and his 68 mults all stopped posting at once, convincing the server that the apocalypse had taken place.

big deal, nothing missed

Same threads have been on the front page for a week.

Because you all touch yourselves.

Cause baby daddy got his ass beat.

...my daughter punched the server.

FBI thought missing emails had been hidden here.