I did get to kick it at white oak plaza a couple times
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SAUTO, get roasting. billay and rico are no shows
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Burger Lane? - A&P? |
One store at White Oak sold plastic plants.
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Hootie once asked me if he could borrow some viagra.
I can provide proof. |
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It was amazing just how much money I really found there, over the years - that fence filtered acres and acres. LOL - Damn man. |
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7:12 PM me: here dick dawg Rick: hey hook me up with that website again... is it safemeds.com or ? me: yes Rick: is it a safe site? me: yes 7:13 PM Rick: so all their meds are good? how long does it take for delivery? 7:14 PM me: 10 days or so get sildenafil citrate Rick: you the man claydawg |
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He only borrowed my viagra knowledge. |
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Came home to this........?!?!?!
It's cool having a roast of Hootie and all, but does my damn name have to be in the thread title? Surrously. I literally didn't feel any pressure until reading a few entries explaining why I should feel pressure and well....yeah, I'm a bit intimidated. You are going to have to give me a little while. I just got home and promised the wife, "cuddle time." Not an excuse...I literally did promise her that. So possibly when she goes to bed. I will generate something though. And I wish more people would participate. My name in the thread title sux teh pennnnis. |
Hootie's favorite movie is "terms of endearment". I'm not saying he's the ghey, but he has three Prada bags and sits to pee. The only times he feels embarrassed and judged is at the grocery store buying cucumbers. Maybe if he stopped measuring them with his mouth in the produce aisle people would stop looking at him weird.
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Hootie would procrastinate on delivering the reads but would blame poundings instead of cuddle time. Gonna have to bring the heat bro ROFL |
top shelf material right there...i mean gay jokes, damn!
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Awesome roast so far!
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I'd like to address this thread:
A) Who wouldn't want to try a viagra? I heard they are amazing. Also, I wanted that site for ampicillin but they charged too much so I said **** it. B) I've never made up a story on this site. However, if you'd like to think that for whatever reason feel free. It's not like these stories are painting me in a positive light lol. C) Phobia, get over it, brah. 90% of your posts the last two weeks have pertained to how much you dislike me. I get it man. I get it. I think you're a cool guy though! I hate that I disappoint you. Maybe someday we can be friends. |
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:) Oh stfu, you assholes. I wanted this to go down without being the only "singled out" freaking roaster...this whole thread = why.
And I have no reason to lie to you people. I promised cuddle time, man. :hump: |
feel free to link me to any story you believe I made up and I'll get it verified by one of my friends via Facebook
you guys keep saying you have all these great stories and all of these great roasts yet I'm the only one roasting (WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT), and I'm the only one with entertaining stories so ****ing do it and stop saying you can do it it's not my fault that I'm creative/engaging/entertaining/****ed up in the head |
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Hootie is 35?
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Let me get to my business, people. I have some cuddling to do. Stop making this more difficult to get to than it's already going to be. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...79194436_n.jpg "I'll be back." |
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Don't get me wrong, I hope these stories are true and my feelings aren't rooted in jealousy. I don't mean to call you an outright liar, but something in my gut tells me you're full of shit. Like I said earlier, I've been wrong before and if I'm wrong this time I will apologize for questioning your integrity. |
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Am I the ONLY one who remembers Hootie's rant on the Chiefsplanet facebook page last year?
There's no way he's 38. And btw, if it weren't for the facebook rant, I'd be a bit more panicked right now. |
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one night, when our relationship was FIRST starting, I talked her into meeting me at the bar where my roommate was bartending...she did...he got us ****ED up...and she had to work at Panera at 6 AM so her alarm went off at 5:15 AM...she had pissed the bed, of course...and I was like "god damnit" and I woke up...and I kept trying to wake her up...and finally I ****ing picked her up out of bed...and took her to the bathroom so she could get ready for work... she was so out of it...she looked in the mirror for a second (I think she was still asleep, I'm not sure)...and then went right back to bed (I had to flip the mattress, of course!)...and I was like "wtf?" So I just gave up (it was 5:15) and went back to bed (this was her 2nd job at the time so I figured if she didn't care I didn't care)... she woke up around 9 AM and was like "wtf why didn't you wake me up?!" and I was like...you've got to be ****ing kidding me and she was fired |
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as for grabbing dude's 'junk' at bars
I also squeeze the strong guy's muscles and call them big strong men...or big strong teddy bears in fact, I met out a bunch of people at a bar last week and one huge tatted up dude was there (that I had never seen)...and we were all at one table and after about an hour he was like "hey remember me from last week?" and I was like ....no? And he's like, "yeah you came up to me at the end of the night and squeezed my muscles and told me I was a big strong bear and then I got really pissed off and wanted to kill you..." and I was like....oh! Cool! Sorry brah! But he just laughed and said he was having a bad night...and now we're totally cool! BECAUSE HE GETS ME NOW HE GETS ME |
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guess I'll just stay unhappy oh well |
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besides drunk pee is like water anyways and these are furnished apartments...so it's not like we bought/kept/cared about said mattress |
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LMAO Win |
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Yeah that's ****ing crazy
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Donger's disapproval of Hootie's lifestyle is so hilarious to me for some reason.
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embrace yourself for inbound Phobia 'hootie roast'
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That is easily believable though, come on. Most people that drink a ton have done at least a couple times usually. Admitting it is another story. Others just blackout and do it over and over. |
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Gross. |
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Just like if Obama had a son, he'd be Trayvon Martin....If Hootie had a son, he'd be every ignorant male on the planet.
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I'd rather be a virgin my entire life than hear Hootie speak 3 words out of his mouth. There. Done and done. |
Since we are supposed to be ****ing with Hootie, anyone clearly remember the laptop story from a few years ago?
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