Let's get to the important stuff....did you get any sympathy sex? I mean you could have died!

This thread just got more interesting.

This and pics/video or it did'nt happen

Did she at least suck your dick?

See post #18

I read this several times visualizing this whole event and it makes me crack the hell up. Wish there was a video......

ROFL

why wouldnt you just spit it out? WTF dude? I've been there, spit it back into your drink and then poor a new one.

Why would you keep it in your mouth till you pass out? That just seems stupid as **** to me.

So your the Matt Cassel of drinking alchohol?

I think if you're choking you can't get the control to spit it. Maybe you could let it fall out or something, but even that's hard.

I've had a similar thing happen a couple of times, though not to the point of passing out, and it's scary as heck when it's happening. You're trying to breathe and you can't. It's kind of a phobia of mine after having experienced it.

hmmm, I've never choked on a drink. Wouldn't know I guess...

In the heat of battle, the synapsis don't fire all that well. And in the past, was able to man up and swallow then cough. But not a WHOLE freaking pull. Besides, don't know if I would have been able to calmly dribble out the booze. I was Mt Vesuvius. It would have ricocheted into a 3/4 full tumbler. She was laying on the cough, while I was sitting with her legs in my lap...with blankets. If I HAD attempted, scratch: 1 x blanket, 1 x couch cushions, 2 x pants(both), 1 x underwear(mine), 1 x shirt(mine), 1 x socks(hers), prolly 1 x tumbler.

Dude you and me both. Rapid fire spurts, bulging eyes, ballooned cheeks, lunging leap, THWAAK (head hitting cabinet), birds chirping. Would have to blur out my face thou. I can do the walk of shame in front of my wife....

As to the "Pity F@%K", I should have played that up more. I was just trying to down play it as much as possible. I mean...don't take a mans (boy prolly in my case) whiskey away. And btw, I'll remember that for next time.

Who said anything about breathing? That was the last thing on my mind. It was fight (swallow) or flight (running to sink).

You've never had a soda go down the wrong tube? Food is one thing...you go pick up the piece of chicken. Liquids perform differently.

lol. this threat is awesome.

Hollady nearly dies and CP dives in at its' finest.

Your wife might be trying to kill you. Have you checked the antifreeze bottle?

You would not make it in prison.