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notorious 01-18-2013 12:33 PM

The guy is smiling.


WTF?!

Dartgod 01-18-2013 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9330757)
Are bison fast?

Doesn't matter as long as you aren't the slowest person in the group.

Smed1065 01-18-2013 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9330771)
The guy is smiling.


WTF?!

He knows he can outrun the wife..............

Kerberos 01-18-2013 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9330757)
Are bison fast?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9330780)
Doesn't matter as long as you aren't the slowest person in the group.

LOL "I was thinking that as soon as I read it" ! Rep to you.

RockChalk 01-18-2013 12:43 PM

Thread is worthless without after pics

teedubya 01-18-2013 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9330583)
ban assault rhinos

ROFL

houstonwhodat 01-18-2013 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9330757)
Are bison fast?



I can't believe they don't have a camera

Rain Man 01-18-2013 01:02 PM

When I did the Africa thing back in 2008, we drove around in a convertible land rover with our guide. He told us never to get out of the land rover, and had an interesting reason. He said that the animals are used to seeing the land rovers and just viewed them as some other big herbivore wandering around. But if we got out of the land rovers, all of a sudden there was some strange small creature there instead of a big herbivore that they see all of the time. So there's a chance that it could freak them out.

As an example, we were near some giraffes and there was nothing else around. He stopped the land rover and said, "Okay, get out." We got out and the giraffes freaked out and started running away. They were used to the land rover and it didn't scare them, but the second we hit the ground they were off and running. It was kind of cool.

With the big things like rhinos and cape buffalo, you figured that you were pretty safe even if they didn't like the vehicle. They can ram it, but as long as you don't fall out you're fine. The elephants could just reach in and pluck you out, but didn't seem to have any interest in doing so, even though a couple of times they were right next to us. We couldn't find any lions, but there was an enormous leopard at one point, and he was the most worrisome to me because you'd think a cat would jump right on board and drag you out. But he paid us no attention at all.

The funny thing was how we saw the leopard. He was resting under a tree, and another land rover saw him first and called our guide, so we went over there too. There were some giraffes in the area, and the first land rover saw the leopard because the giraffes were standing stock still staring at the leopard for the longest time. They didn't run, but they just stood there staring a hole through the leopard. It made it pretty easy to spot him.

Of course, after telling us to always stay in the vehicle, we at some point had a flat tire on a night ride and the spare didn't fit and the cell phones were in a dead zone, so we had to walk to a ranger station in the dark. That's a time when you keep your head on a swivel.

frankotank 01-18-2013 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9330650)
People pull that with the bison around here all the time in and around Yellowstone Park. Generally it results in an extended hospital visit, or a dirt nap.

"Hey Wang, stand a little closer to that big dumb slow looking bison."

"Oh crap!!"

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RD...jpg_170857.jpg

dayam!
buffalo pulling some Matrix shit on 'em!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...bocuo1_400.gif

Bwana 01-18-2013 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9330757)
Are bison fast?

Very and they don't look like they would be. They can run over 30 MPH, a lot faster than any slap dick tourist.

Chiefnj2 01-18-2013 02:35 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DXZUTSRZdwU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

My question is who is the old white guy pretending to be a shrub?

houstonwhodat 01-18-2013 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiefnj2 (Post 9331137)
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DXZUTSRZdwU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

My question is who is the old white guy pretending to be a shrub?



Why is there a walkway in the middle of a Bison field?

Ace Gunner 01-18-2013 02:44 PM

more people should do this.

Rausch 01-18-2013 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz_TinBalls (Post 9331161)
more people should do this.

Wanted to call you out and........yeah.......they should...

Lzen 01-18-2013 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9330613)
In a way, they're fortunate that this happened before the guide took them over to the lion petting area underneath the shade trees.

ROFL


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