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Slainte 01-16-2011 04:58 AM

Susannah York RIP, Guess God Needed A Talented, Horny Actress In Heaven, et. al.,...
 
Saturday, January 15, 2011

R.I.P.: Susannah York (1939-2011)


As a hormonally inflamed adolescent during the 1960s, I harbored considerable lust in my heart (and other vital organs) for British actress Susannah York as she appeared as a sprightly, sexy and altogether scrumptious presence in movies as diverse as Tom Joneshttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B00005AUKE, Sebastian, Duffyhttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B004CZRE26 – and Kaleidoscopehttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B002EAYE24, the cheeky 1966 comic-thriller in which she played the vivacious romantic interest for an audacious gambler (Warren Beatty) who breaks into a card-printing plant to mark the cards and thereby ensure his winning streak at various European casinos.

Well into the ‘70s, as she shared a bubble bath with Roger Moore in Goldhttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B00023XHX2 (1974), became Elliott Gould’s partner in crime in The Silent Partnerhttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B000MMMTCS (1978), and ultimately served as the hypotenuse of a romantic triangle with Michael Caine and Elizabeth Taylor in X, Y and Z (1972), she continued to impress as a slow-simmering hottie, sassy and sensual but, when she needed to be, endearingly vulnerable.

But, trust me, she was not just another pretty face. In 1969, York – who passed away Saturday at age 72 – earned an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress with her devastatingly potent performance as a Jean Harlow wanna-be in Sydney Pollack’s metaphorical Depression Era dance-marathon drama, They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B0002KPHZQ She richly deserved the Best Actress prize she received at the 1972 Cannes Film Festival for Imageshttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B00009Y3NA, Robert Altman’s engrossing psychological thriller about a troubled housewife who may or may not be threatened by men from her past.

And, of course, if you’re a comic-book fan of a certain age, you’ll surely have fond memories of York as Lara, the Krypton-born mother of the Man of Steel in Superman: The Moviehttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B000K4X5XA (1978) and Superman IIhttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B000K4X5XK (1980).

On the other hand: I would be remiss if I did not admit to remembering Susannah York best for a role that, as far as I can tell, isn’t getting much mention in the first wave of her obituaries. You see, way back in the fall of 1968, during my senior year of high school, I dated a slightly “older” woman – 19 to my 16 – who was bisexual with a pronounced preference. How pronounced? Well, let me put it like this: After she asked me to take her not once, not twice, but three times to see Robert Aldrich’s The Killing of Sister Georgehttp://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=J...1&a=B0009X7BGY – in which York played an elfin beauty who bares her bountiful breasts while being seduced by the conniving rival (Coral Browne) of York’s brazenly butch lover (Beryl Reid) – I kinda-sorta figured that I didn’t have a chance of scoring with this particular switch-hitter.

Funnily enough, York seemed richly amused when I told her about my York-lusting ex-girlfriend during an interview a few years later. And that emboldened me to ask: In the wake of The Killing of Sister George – a movie graphic enough to get an X rating back in the day – did she receive many admiring letters from other women who enjoyed her, ahem, revealing performance?

“Quite a few,” York replied with just a trace of a naughty smile. “Quite a few.”

Yeah, I bet she did.


http://movingpictureblog.blogspot.co...1939-2011.html

Pioli Zombie 01-16-2011 08:46 AM

Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

JOhn 01-16-2011 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 7359664)
Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

Hershey's chocolate syrup :p

the Talking Can 01-16-2011 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 7359664)
Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

feces

Extra Point 01-16-2011 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 7359664)
Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

Moose jizz, after you jack off the moose.

bevischief 01-16-2011 09:05 AM

2 girls 1 cup...

Bane 01-16-2011 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Extra Point (Post 7359679)
Moose jizz, after you jack off the moose.

BULLSHIT /Hogfarmer.LMAO

Pioli Zombie 01-16-2011 10:43 AM

You see I'm very oral so the idea of feces or dirt or semen from any species is quite a turnoff. I need something edible in order to,like George Costanza,combine my two favorite things, sex and eating. I did like the chocolate syrup idea.

Frankie 01-16-2011 12:48 PM

RIP SY. I'm glad someone on this BB remembered.

pr_capone 01-16-2011 12:50 PM

I have no clue who she is.

Pioli Zombie 01-16-2011 01:03 PM

I wanna bang Supermans Mom.

LiveSteam 01-16-2011 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 7359664)
Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

cash lots & lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Extra Point 01-16-2011 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 7360257)
cash lots & lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Don't forget the rendered aquatic mammal fat.

T-post Tom 01-16-2011 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 7359664)
Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

You might consider the "Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife Buffet". (A personal favorite.)

LiveSteam 01-16-2011 01:30 PM

In 72 years ,York never took any real nude-E pics ?
I wanna see more of this dead woman.


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