That's the definition of true love right there

Doesn't everyone visually check? I mean, how else would you ever know? Dirty ass ain't nuthin to **** wit.....

The Bob & Tom show years ago had this discussion. Wipe & Look vs. Feel & Faith

This problem is why I have been pushing for bidets in every roostroom.

Unfortunately, the shit I took this morning was the polar opposite of this kind. I'm talking the kind that comes out all squishy and explosive, and you only wipe once before giving up and just stepping into the shower.

ewwww

do you have globs of shit on your shower floor now?



I personally hate the "mud" shit myself

Nah, when do resort to that kind of thing you do a pretty thorough job of making sure things are clean.

Beryllium

I just jump in the shower afterwards. No paper needed.

Works great except for those butt crumbles that get stuck in the drain......

Blumpkin

Those generally happen to me directly after a shower. :mad:

I'm in deuce dropping hell right now. I sharted in the grocery store last night. I'm afraid to be further than 100ft from a toilet right now.

Love when this Happens.