CP lexicon may have ruined things with my gf
 

Well not literally... but I am about half in the doghouse.

You're gonna laugh...

We were having a "pretend fight" during a discussion a while ago. You know... one of those where you disagree over something small and in fun you start throwing playful barbs back and forth. Long story short it ended with...

her... "I think you should just admit I'm right"

me... "I think you should shut your whore mouth."

Well things stopped being as fun at that point.

LMAO

I've explained CP and the lexicon. She has her doubts.

If anyone could verify here that I was indeed just using the lexicon or link a post with it... well I'd be grateful.

However I realize that by asking that no one is going to do it lol. I'll squirm out of this somehow... in a few days. Maybe.

Feel free to laugh at me. I've got it coming.

You are a dumbass.

You shut your whore mouth,

ROFL

WELL................ yeah. Heh.

Oh ****.

This.

Has nothing to do with the CP lexicon, and everything to do with your pea brain.

Own it.

"Shut your whore mouth" is used universally. It's not in the CP Lexicon. That'd be like saying it's an Arrowhead Stadium thing to sell overpriced beer to fans.

You're screwed, dawg. Sorry.

See! Guru uses it too!

It just popped out and it seemed like the thing to say...

LMAO

LMAO second good chuckle you've provided me today.

I can't say I've heard it except here so in my "pea brain" it's CP lexicon.

The only one I use on my wife is "Tits or GTFO".


I once yelled at the the TV,"I hope that POS falls into a pile of AIDs needles!", she gave me the WTF look, than laughed her ass off.

I have no problems with Dr Johnny Fever, great guy.

That expression has never been used on Chiefsplanet. Stop blaming us for your disgusting behavior.

Oh, and would you post naked pictures of your girlfriend, please?

Thanks man. I'm an acquired taste that some never acquire.

LMAO