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Anybody seen that billboard on Interstate 40 that has the giant stack of pancakes? I'll bet that pat of butter is probably 3 feet tall and there's enough syrup to fill a Hummer gas tank too, probably. Every time I drive by that thing, I think, "Wow. Those are some hellacious big pancakes, man."

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yum, think I will have pancakes for breakfast tomorrow!

What is it advertising?

Pancakes, I think.

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Are they big enough to be breakfast for one of those giant blow up gorillas that tire stores put on their roofs when they're having a really big sale? Cause a gorilla like that would need some big pancakes with gobs and gobs of creamy butter and thick syrup.

Any particular brand of pancakes? Or just pancakes in general?

I saw a billboard featuring a bbq feast in Omaha.
It had like 30 ft tall ribs on it.
Just try to wrap your brain around that.
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Geez, Mr. Bugeater. Have you been taking posting lessons from Mr. Donger? How the hell should I know what brand of pancakes they are? They're pancakes, dude. Pancakes. You cook 'em in a pan. Big ones.

Besides, the speed limit there is 70 miles per hour and I usually go a little over the limit, so that gives me maybe 5 to 7 seconds at the most to check out the billboard without taking my eyes off the road so long that I accidentally rear-end a semi truck loaded with hydrochloric acid which causes the tanker to burst open spilling hydrochloric acid all in my car and burning every ounce of flesh off my bones and then bursting into flames and frying my ass to the point that my body can't be identified without dental records and to be honest, I'm not risking that just for some pancakes no matter how huge they are.

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...not for pancakes, but waffles maybe...

still the best. billboard. evar.

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I'd chance it for some fricken french toast bitches.
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Ooohh, french toast bitches?

50,000 battered women and I've been eating mine plain!

So, basically, the size of the pancakes are impressive but from an advertising standpoint the billboard is a complete failure. Sort of a vanity billboard, so to speak. Someone's folly. That's surprising in this economy.

mmmmmmmmmm pancakes

You know, Mr. Fax, you just might survive that crash and subsequent hydrochloric acid spillage. While you were in the hospital, you'll probably get pancakes for hospital food. But if your face was burned pretty bad, they'd have to puree the pancakes, butter and syrup so you could suck it up in a straw.

So you'd be in a lot of pain, but you'd have pancakes...