I need creative and demented minds..
 

Ok, I need your creative and demented minds. I am going to raise money for the folks on the east coast. I am going to do it by asking for tips, for doing my job. It's kind of a funny bit, tip the DJ for playing songs, or because you won stuff etc. a play on the fact that people get tipped all the time here in Vegas for basically doing their job. Except my tips will go to The Red Cross.

Im having a hard time coming up with a catchy name.
Tip the DJ for NJ? Except it's more than just NJ....

Ideas?
Please feel free to be as edgy as you want...that's where the demented part comes..lol :p

Thanks

Here's where you can finally get away with "pay to play."

:)

Highlight requests of songs with a sexual nature and "get randy for Sandy."

Suck for Sandy.... Oh wrong thread.

Tip A 5'er For A Dumpster Diver
Get Your Tip In For A Hurricane Victim

Yeah, we do that once a year..full radio a thon...

It's fun.

Sandy was strong, a tip for a song?

LMAO

break out a pic with your tiddies and we'll think about it.

How about, "Give me some ****ing money to help those poor bastards you cheap one who sucks the peniss?"
That has a ring to it.

Tips for beats to clean up Jersey's streets

Why does this tragedy have to happen in an area that doesn't rhyme with DJ, or Carlota? Sandy is uncooperative bitch!

Get tipsy

Or maybe, "The Red Cross has almost used up all the 9-11 donations so give me some ****ing money for music?"

STFU
I like it...LMAOLMAO

Are you going "on location" to like he local Target or something? If so, you could say...

"Hey you fat ****s, you don't need that huge container of Chips Ahoy! Give me some money and I'll play you some Winger or Steely-****ing-Dan!"

:clap:Actually, I will bring the tip jar with me on every remote location I do...Monday night football and oter events I host.

"We play only the best rock from the 80's 90's and today on I-109. Now here's Ween!"

You know that's interesting..get tipsy with Carlota for the victims of that bitch sandy...or something like that...it's a good starting point.

FIRE EGOLI

Spread Your Wad Around Sandy Victims

Wisely tip here, because Gonorrhea sucks in Vegas

Beats for the city that never sleeps.

Ditties for New York City.

Have no beef with Sandy relief?

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...if?w=317&h=319


Donate your wad.

The tip jar for our friends from afar?

Tip the lady boss for the red cross?

tip here, and you'll still keep your kidneys

Tips For Nips. You'll play with your nipples at ten dollars a minute, talking about how it feels into a live mic.

Hmmmmm...

JMO but I wouldn't get too hung up on a catchy title for it unless something comes along that really fits and says what you want to say. Cute names are great if they really mean something but if not "Carlota's tips for Hurricane Sandy relief" or the like is fine... imo. You can always use promos to explain it.

Interesting that you bring this up. My co-host and I are tinkering with the idea of trying to break the worlds record for longest continuous broadcast and making it for Sandy relief too. 73 hours by KISS-FM in Berlin was done just last November.

ROFLThat's awesome
:clap:

Are you laughing or applauding? LMAO

Applauding. My iPad randomly put the laughing..saw I after I posted..

Ah ok lol.

Maybe you could fit in something about hope and "change."

:D

Good idea..

Tip the host to help the east coast

I like that...

How about "Tip Soap and Change for Sandy Relief" Then donate all the soap received to organizations that accept and give $$to Red Cross?

I like the Tip the host for the east coast as well.

Then there's "carlotas tip jar for sandy relief"

Just the tip.

Single mom, sorry.

Give me your toast for the eas coast victims, then your chrity rant.

So I discussed the ideas with my boss and he wanted it to be more warm and fuzzy...so here's the final product..

Carlotas warm and fuzzy tip jar....

The tip jar (a big water jug) will be dressed in a warm and fuzzy sweater...

Thanks for you ideas...and if you're a single mom, you a exempt :evil:

Good luck with it. Make it hap'n cap'n!

Let's play just the tip.

Edit: Now we're taking a warm and fuzzy angle? I'm out.

Your boss is stupid. You should do something better.

If it was in print you could go with Gratuitous Nudity.

Instead of a tipping theme, you could call it the "Telethon to Preserve the Bronx Accent", and every time someone sends money you introduce the next song in a Bronx accent.

Show Us Your Tips!

Yeah. That's not demented at all. Booooo.

don't take this the wrong way
save the jersey shores...

tip the whores

Just bring a tip jar with your face affixed to it and the words,
DROP YOUR WAD ON CARLOTTA
all proceeds to help the victims of hurricane Sandy.

And now i see its a warm and fuzzy theme. Nevermind...

She's married to a big wig in the music industry. Duh.

Do the folks back East a real service and find an agency with a better track record than the Red Cross. Say, the Salvation Army.

You a word.

It's great that you are helping out with the relief effort. I personally won't ever give jack squat to the Red Cross anymore, however. The CEO of the Red Cross makes more than $1 million per year. That's 100,000 $10 donations just to cover her ridiculous salary.

Leave it to CP morons to find fault in charitable ventures. Hey idiots...


http://www.rgj.com/article/20120604/...xorbitant-pay-

"Tips for Nips"

Fake orgasms on the air.

Hey dickwad "Tips for Sandy relief."