Late night bullshit: summarize a novel of your choice in one sentence.
The Great Gatsby: Everybody sucks because we are simultaneously driven by craven, primordial desires while trying to mask that that's all we're doing, which is all easier to do when you're rich.
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The Dig: Astronauts investigating a rogue asteroid in Earth orbit get warped to a mysterious planet, which they investigate, leading to strange discoveries of ancient technology, lost alien races and dire consequences.
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Jaws: A huge shark ****s shit up and eventually dies after eating a lot of people.
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The Sun Also Rises:
People will always desire what they cannot have. |
A Song of Ice and Fire (aka, HBO's A Game of Thrones): Tits with a chance of dragons.
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The Andromeda strain. We're all ****ed until the game changes.
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Any David Sedaris memoir: Heterosexual Americans are so stupid and I am so goddamn clever.
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Old Man and the Sea: Damn Fish!
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The Fountianhead:
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The Heart of Darkness: People are bad mmmmkay?
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50 Shades of Grey: Women get ****ed
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Catch 22: ****; we're ****ed.
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Life of Pi: Holy shit, a tiger.
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WOOL: After a nuclear & biological disaster, mankind finds itself struggling to survive underground and come to terms with what they've done.
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Jobs: Steve was a modern day Da Vinci & ****ing insane.
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