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Raiderhater 10-25-2001 09:59 PM

I know this is way off topic, but....
 
I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it.:rolleyes: And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right!:rolleyes:

OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger.

CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!


Hader,
this is a sick world with sick people

AustinChief 10-25-2001 10:01 PM

I didn't know that Kloster was in KC this week! Hey Phil... did you get to go to the game?

--Kyle

Frazod 10-25-2001 10:02 PM

Ohhh baby... :D

I'm wishing you'd be more careful with what you post, my friend. You could be paying the price for this for a long, long time.

KCWolfman 10-25-2001 10:03 PM

Hader - My wife is rolling. She said she knows a nice guy if you are interested.

LMAO>>>>>>>!!!!!!

Raiderhater 10-25-2001 10:06 PM

LOL at the Kloster thing!:D

I know, I know, it was stupid to post it, but you all needed a laugh. That is what friends are for right? Besides, I need to find ways to keep my ego in check.

Hader,
figures you all are the best solution for that

Frazod 10-25-2001 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by raiderhader
LOL at the Kloster thing!:D

I know, I know, it was stupid to post it, but you all needed a laugh. That is what friends are for right? Besides, I need to find ways to keep my ego in check.

Hader,
figures you all are the best solution for that

Oh, Jamie, you're so sensitive..... :D

Raiderhater 10-25-2001 10:10 PM

Kiss my @ss Tim! (wait a minute, that's what that guy wanted to do - never mind)

suds79 10-25-2001 10:11 PM

Okay tell me this cause I think I'm a little lost here.

Is the fact that you don't even know this guy that bothers you? Or is it that he's just that nasty (ugly) to you?

Basically I see it as this. Cause if you answer it's the 1st one, I don't buy it. If Brad Pitt came though (or a look a like) and did the same thing, you'd be pumped. So IMO, I think it's the second.

Everybody has different taste. The guy took his shot and lost. I don't know. What do you guys (and gals) think?

Frazod 10-25-2001 10:13 PM

You're a bit naive, Jamie. He didn't want to KISS your a$$ :eek:

Enough of this crap. I'm tired, drunk and depressed. I think I'll go give the wife the high hard one and go to sleep.

Goodnight!

high draft pick high draft pick high draft pick :mad:

AustinChief 10-25-2001 10:15 PM

uhh suds,

I think it bothers RaiderHader... because RaiderHader is a guy.

--Kyle

Raiderhater 10-25-2001 10:17 PM

Suds,
what Austin said.


Hader,
Brad Pitt can shove it

morphius 10-25-2001 10:32 PM

Raiderhader - Where exactly were you thinking of Brad Pitt shoving it?

Morphius
Might have to get a bunch of guys to go up there and start giving you letters.

Raiderhater 10-25-2001 10:56 PM

D@mn! I forgot about Morph living so close! Next time you all will just have to spend the evening in total despair.

Morph,
I really don't care where he shoves it, just so long as he doesn't try to involve me in the proccess.;)


Hader,
good night all

CanadaKC 10-25-2001 11:47 PM

Was he a tight-end or a wide-receiver?;)

Raiderhater 10-26-2001 07:20 AM

I didn't bother taking the time to find out.

Rain Man 10-26-2001 09:02 AM

My advice, hader, would be to start talking about football and monster trucks and home improvement projects nonstop for the next couple of days. And maybe make sure that your shirt and pants don't match.

ptlyon 10-26-2001 09:07 AM

Re: I know this is way off topic, but....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by raiderhader
CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!

Maybe your new friend won't break your heart ;)

Thanx for "poking" fun at expense to brighten our day Jamie!

_________________
kinda jealous now... never had that happen to me :p

Joe Seahawk 10-26-2001 09:09 AM

Did he offer to push up your stool for you?...:)

BIG_DADDY 10-26-2001 09:20 AM

Hader,

Little hot tub, little wienerschnitzel? LOL

BIG DADDY

Did he want you to be the pitcher or the catcher? LOL

ptlyon 10-26-2001 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG_DADDY
Did he want you to be the pitcher or the catcher? LOL
BD - I'm sure that will "come out" on the second date

Ultra Peanut 10-26-2001 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Seahawk
Did he offer to push up your stool for you?...:)
Ack!

*regurgitates breakfast*

unlurking 08-12-2004 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader
Hader,
Brad Pitt can shove it


uh, maybe not the appropriate thing to say!

ROFL

Hammock Parties 08-12-2004 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader
Brad Pitt can shove it

So sex with Brad is OK?

Hydrae 08-12-2004 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wow. For a long time is right. Three fucking years later. Nice.


What is really funny is that for as famous as this incident is around here, this thread doesn't qualify for the classics! ROFL

Logical 08-12-2004 09:07 PM

This thread belongs in the Hall of Classics forum.

unlurking 08-12-2004 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBret
So sex with Brad is OK?

LOL, you're really one to talk with your title!!!!

:D

Hammock Parties 08-12-2004 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unlurking
LOL, you're really one to talk with your title!!!!

:D

I'd do Brad Pitt...just to say I did Brad Pitt!

unlurking 08-12-2004 09:09 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Raiderhater 08-12-2004 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae
What is really funny is that for as famous as this incident is around here, this thread doesn't qualify for the classics! ROFL


No kidding. I honestly think Kyle did something with the "good" thread though, I just have not been able to find it.

Raiderhater 08-12-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBret
I'd do Brad Pitt...just to say I did Brad Pitt!



:spock: If there is any justice on the Planet, this guy will get his fair share of abuse as well.

Braincase 08-12-2004 09:22 PM

Time to update the ChiefsPlanet Personals thread...

Jenny Gump 08-12-2004 09:27 PM

Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! :thumb:

Inspector 08-12-2004 09:27 PM

NTTAWTT

(..it was an obligatory comment...)

PastorMikH 08-12-2004 09:32 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


No wonder he hated working at Best Buy


Now, if he could find a girl to slip him a note.

Jenny Gump 08-12-2004 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a bundle of sticks drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a fucking clue what a martini is.

Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a bundle of sticksgish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....

Raiderhater 08-12-2004 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump
Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! :thumb:


When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.


So uh, can I grab yours?

Raiderhater 08-12-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a bundle of sticks drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a fucking clue what a martini is.


I prefer the vodka martinis myself (not a big gin guy).

Jenny Gump 08-12-2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader
When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.


So uh, can I grab yours?

Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.

Raiderhater 08-12-2004 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump
Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.


Well it was worth a try anyway.

Jenson71 08-12-2004 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader
Well it was worth a try anyway.

She's saving herself for me.

ChiefMan 08-12-2004 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader
I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

So... was he a good kisser?

Slayer Diablo 08-12-2004 11:51 PM

:LOL:

So this is how TinkyWinky got started....

:LOL:

BigRedChief 09-21-2004 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader
Kiss my @ss Tim! (wait a minute, that's what that guy wanted to do - never mind)

So how did it turn out? Did you call him? You got some pics? :p

Over-Head 10-15-2004 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump
Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a bundle of sticksgish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....


If you see a man walking around with a “Cosmopolitan” you can bet on it!


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