Can I borrow yor wife?
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That's impressive.....I only wish I could have seen a game in Municipal Stadium.

so there will be sucking you SEE.. and sucking you DON'T SEE.

How old's the kid? They could be a DD (you'll need to intake a lot of alcohol to watch the whole game....).

too bad you cant buy them season tickets to the ballet or something to get them out

You can.

Damn, took the thoughts right out of my head. Why don't wives have hobbies? At least the kind of hobby that has them gone for 3-6 hours on Sunday, then has them coming back drunk and wanting sex.

The ballet? I think season tickets to the Chiefs deserves a way better Thank You than that.

Husbands don't usually like those kind of hobbies.

I would prefer it to having her sit there commenting on how much she hates football and telling me to settle down during the game.

You should tell her that.

I'm sorry. Aces gets to have me sitting there yelling at the TV right along with him. Does she like any sports? Baseball? Basketball? The solution for you may be an area to call your own where you can watch all the sports you want while she's in the living room watching whatever the hell it is people who don't like football watch on Sundays.

I would rather have it the way it is then seeing her reaction to THAT suggestion. Besides, she is a wonderful woman who hates football, definately a good situation. I know my boundries : )

BTW, my post was kind of a joke. Having my wife go out and get blitzed alone would be a scary situation, even if sex came after she got home LOL.

So, Hound, what did you do to piss her off this badly?