Cougar Hunting
 

Who's done it?

I shot a mountain lion once.

these things tend to work themselves out naturally

if lucky you may become the hunted

I was 23 and she was 37 and married. Had her husbands permission and everything. One of the best 14 months of my life.

I didn't shoot a mountain lion. I'm sorry I lied. The guilt consumed me.

Cuckold

You are only 14 months old? :spock:

Heh

Some of them cougars is kinda cute. I dun it a time or two.

ROFL

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Except it don't count, Clay...it just don't.... ;)

Amazing.

Pics or GTFO

Zumba 40 y/o freaks around here that work out hours and hours a day. Haven't hunted...but may get a couple vag tags soon.

I got a 44 year olds number. Gonna scramble some eggs!

Somebody please post the gingerbombed picture. It's perfect for the title/op and my phone sucks ****

When I was married my wife was 4 years older than me. Come to think of it she's still 4 years older than me. Does that count?

Who would have imagined that Kotter has reading problems?

LMAO

So why couldn't you seal the deal?

She didn't have a fire hose

No, and sorry, your age, you are the cougar. Yes it does work both ways

I embrace it... much like my graying whiskers. Sexay.

Patience young grasshopper

Cougars have nothing on saber tooth tigers.

I've never been involved with anyone older than me. And the older I get, the less attractive women my own age are to me. 40 and after is going to suck. I don't have the game or the bank account to land women 15 or 20 years younger than me.

Wow, there's and old (no pun intended) timer that I haven't seen in a while.

I'm always around.

And getting rounder every year.

Its not bad. Its nice not having to pull out the wallet or the game card.

I'm not sure you and I have ever interacted before but you strike me as a rare dude who doesn't put on airs even on the internet. I've seen you poke fun at youself before. Just sayin I appreciate the being real.

Maybe I have it all wrong but it's cool to see.

I do it probably a little too much. But yeah, I'd say that's pretty much me. I try to be the same person on here as I am in real life. I think I'm getting calmer as I get older. Back when the board started I could be a real asshole sometimes.

Anyway, I'm diverting us away from cougar talk.

Pretty much everyone can be an asshole. Being one on the internet doesn't mean you really are one in real life.

I've taken on a golden-rule-ish approach to basically everyone these days. Some days it's harder than others, but you really never do know what kind of a day somebody can be having (I mean anybody, real life or online) and maybe a kind or calm word actually will make somebody's day better. I'd rather feel good about that than get off on pissing somebody else off.

Cougars. Get back to hunting cougars.

Well, I'm NOT on the prowl, nor am I even remotely single.

BUT.

I have to say, if I WERE single, which I am not and hope never to be, women in their mid-30's to mid-40's, at least where I live, can be unbelievably and sickening HOT.

From yoga and Pilates, breast implants, confidence, money, etc. and so on, there are thousands of sexy women available.

It's like a ****ing buffet of hot chicks. Black, white, Asian, Latina. It's like a smorgasbord of **** out there.

But I'm happily married. :)

Is LA the hottest city in the nation?

I bet theres chicks in LA who get their hymenorrhaphy.

I'm not sure if I can answer that question because tastes vary so much.

I mean, for ****'s Sake, some douche from Arkansas said that Olivia Munn had an ugly face!

But for the "normal" guy, I'd have to think it's in the top three, with NY and Miami. Although, I don't know how you meet smokin' hot chicks in New York without Carte Blanche.

At least in L.A., you can run into them at the 24 Hour Fitness, Beach, etc.

Marblehead Illinois is under-rated for hot chicks. There's like 14 of them that live there.

I mean 14 chicks total.

I went to K-State. Lived in Marlette Hall.

One of my classmates had a high school graduating class of FOUR.

I asked him "Were there any girls in your class?". His response?

"Yeah, two. But one was ugly and the other one was always pregnant".

No joke. Not make believe. Real.

I couldn't even imagine.

I think my graduating class was like 600+.

I literally met/saw new people, like, every other day at school.

Yeah, me, too. My high school graduating class was like 680 people.

Just part of the journey, I guess.

I was in a class of like 40. There weren't 1000 people in the town I grew up in.

I went to college with a girl from western Kansas who had never heard of Hostess... as in twinkies, ho ho's.... w.t.f....

Heh there were 62 in my senior class. There are 620 in my daughters junior class now.

:)

Her mom was more fun, just saying

When I lived in San Diego I remember telling friends in St Joe,"you know how we can sit at belt and frederick at a traffic light and maybe 1 of every 10 girls that drive by is a looker?Well it's just the opposite out here."

ROFL

In my late teens and all my twenties, I only dated older women. Sometimes the age difference was significant, 15+ years or more.

My Mom didn't like it very well and my Dad just smirked. My younger brother once said when I asked him what he thought of my new girlfriend, "boy she is really old."

Now that I am closing in on 50, I've swung to the young stuff in the last 3-4 years

Go for it-it's awesome! Women in their late 30's to mid 40's are in their sexual prime

Meh. I was going to graduate in a class of 1100+ in high school but I got the hell out of there for my junior + senior year. It was the most overcrowded high school in the state and it was miserable.

make sure they are in line with the guidelines set forth or you will pay

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Pink Houses?

I did, when I was in my mid-20's. Lots of fun! I'm 42 now and don't know too many (if any) women older than 55 that I'd go for (if I wasn't so happily married).

yep. me too. my graduating class was about 35 or so and there were about 800 people in town.

Few times. Met a italian girl at the gym. Hot. Fake tits. New she was older then me. 22 at the time. Did not know how old til I met her 17yo son when I picked her up. 4 years younger then my mom.

I was 16 and she was 25

She had a house with a kickass pool in the backyard

everything was fine until i went into the basement and there was a small kid in a crib. I walk in and the child crawl up on the edge of the crib and held out it's arm like "come pick me up"

It was like you are my daddy, come here.

yikes ... it freaked me out


I don't think i ever went back

Stacey's mom has got it goin' on.

I was hunted by a cougar once. she was pretty damn good looking. Had a ring on too.

F that. Even as a dumbass, single Navy dude...I knew better than to jack around with another man's wife.

I be she was probably 38-40 and I was 22.

It's currently illegal in Missouri unless they are percieved to be a threat to you or your livestock