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TLO 01-25-2016 03:47 PM

On a scale of 1-10, how attractive was the last woman you slept with?
 
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2112 01-25-2016 03:48 PM

11

tooge 01-25-2016 03:49 PM

Well, it was my wife, so.....a ten

seclark 01-25-2016 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 12049303)
Well, it was my wife, so.....a ten

yeah, it was tooge's wife, so a ten.
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eDave 01-25-2016 03:51 PM

It was your mom. So you tell me? I'm thinking 6.

SAUTO 01-25-2016 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 12049303)
Well, it was my wife, so.....a ten

This but I call her a 100

Rain Man 01-25-2016 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 12049303)
Well, it was my wife, so.....a ten

Yep, it'll be easy to tell how many people are married when the poll is done.

Saccopoo 01-25-2016 03:54 PM

I'm going with a 20. I banged three chicks this past weekend and that's the cumulative total. Two sixes and an eight.

The Franchise 01-25-2016 03:54 PM

My wife or the woman before my wife?

Strongside 01-25-2016 03:56 PM

That night she was a 10. The next morning a solid 6.

TLO 01-25-2016 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 12049317)
My wife or the woman before my wife?

Yes

dls6501 01-25-2016 03:57 PM

6. No need to lie. Her chest game was a 10 though!

TLO 01-25-2016 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12049315)
Yep, it'll be easy to tell how many people are married when the poll is done.

I set it to close in 999 days, so we've got a ways to go.

tooge 01-25-2016 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 12049304)
yeah, it was tooge's wife, so a ten.
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walked right into that one.

I never ****ed a ten, but I ****ed five twos once (George Carlin)

B2chiefsfan 01-25-2016 04:02 PM

10 x 2... my wife... Dr. Berry... can't get any better than that...

rico 01-25-2016 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 12049317)
My wife or the woman before my wife?

This Is what I'm wondering. The one before my wife was a 6 or 7.

rico 01-25-2016 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 12049303)
Well, it was my wife, so.....a ten

Haha, I voted 10 because of this.

KC native 01-25-2016 04:05 PM

Your poll game needs work (You're an expert at working poles though).

If you're going to post a poll like this it needs to be better developed to weed out the bullshitters.

Seriously, this is so bad that I can't even call you a knockoff Rainman.

BlackHelicopters 01-25-2016 04:07 PM

This one goes to 11.

loochy 01-25-2016 04:09 PM

It's CP. I'll be surprised to see anything less than 8.

KC native 01-25-2016 04:14 PM

And it's not even a public poll.

<marquee>BOO THIS MAN! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</marquee>

seclark 01-25-2016 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 12049335)
walked right into that one.

I never ****ed a ten, but I ****ed five twos once (George Carlin)

don't choke me out, bro!:D
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TLO 01-25-2016 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 12049370)
And it's not even a public poll.

<marquee>BOO THIS MAN! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</marquee>

A public poll gets less replies - that's a fact. A private poll provides a certain level of anonymity which gives voters a sense of security.

Skyy God 01-25-2016 04:28 PM

9.5. Phenomenally attractive and smart.

I question her decision making.

Skyy God 01-25-2016 04:30 PM

Also, the 5 people who voted 10 are either grading on a curve or embellishing.

Strongside 01-25-2016 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 12049392)
9.5. Phenomenally attractive, smart and extremely intoxicated.

I questioned whether she was alive.

FYP

Bowser 01-25-2016 04:30 PM

You mean, what I tell my friends, or real life?

Skyy God 01-25-2016 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 12049401)
You mean, what I tell my friends, or real life?

IRL

TLO 01-25-2016 04:31 PM

We have a vote for a 3, which is truly surprising. I'm not even sure what a 3 would look like. Can someone provide an example?

Skyy God 01-25-2016 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 12049398)
FYP

Nah, she was only moderately intoxicated.

Gotta hit the sweet spot.

The Iron Chief 01-25-2016 04:33 PM

My wife was a 10 back in 1985.
Now I'm saying a solid 8.
I have no complaints.
Well as is the normal complaint..
My 1985 wife sure as hell initiated sex a lot more...sigh
Still all I need to do is pour a bottle of wine in the tank and let the engine warm up.
And she's soon purring like a kitten.

Garcia Bronco 01-25-2016 04:34 PM

Solid 6...but I am house poor and over 40

Donger 01-25-2016 04:37 PM

9.25

Pablo 01-25-2016 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 12049403)
We have a vote for a 3, which is truly surprising. I'm not even sure what a 3 would look like. Can someone provide an example?

You decide which one is the 3.


http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content...710.cached.jpg

Pablo 01-25-2016 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 12049412)
9.25

Did she have an unsightly mole that warranted a .75 deduction?

Skyy God 01-25-2016 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 12049412)
9.25

British or American 9.25?

Canofbier 01-25-2016 04:49 PM

You missed the "tranny" option for Jim Jones, dumbass.

Strongside 01-25-2016 04:51 PM

What's your personal high score?

I think mine was a 9 -9.5.

I frequently go back to that mental highlight reel.

hometeam 01-25-2016 04:54 PM

my GF is fine as **** tbh

loochy 01-25-2016 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 12049436)
my GF is fine as **** tbh

How do you do it? It's the tattoo, isn't it?

listopencil 01-25-2016 04:57 PM

She was a 5/6 **** buddy, but she has skillz and attitude.

Strongside 01-25-2016 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12049440)
She was a 5/6 **** buddy, but she has skillz and attitude.

It's all about attitude, really.

And small hands.

TLO 01-25-2016 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 12049432)
What's your personal high score?

I think mine was a 9 -9.5.

I frequently go back to that mental highlight reel.

A solid 8 this summer. We spent a fantastic 2 week period ****ing and laying around smoking before she went home to Germany.

:sulk:

We're still in touch though. I hope to go see her in Germany this summer.

Strongside 01-25-2016 05:03 PM

Man. I had a good friend in college that went to hs with a chick that became (and still is) a porn star. She came home to visit and my buddy introduced another friend and I to her. We all worked together at Home Depot and the next morning we couldn't find our friend Casey. He had not called in. Turns out he was on a total sex binger with this porn star chick that our friend had introduced us to. We called several times, and she would usually answer the phone, saying he couldn't talk right now. This lasted an entire week. Casey called and quit his job eventually. The sex was apparently that good.

2 weeks later reality set in and he went to work at Taco Bell making 1/2 the money. I bet he'd still say it was worth it.

Saccopoo 01-25-2016 05:11 PM

I'm not sure that you guys really understand what a 10 is.

RockChalk 01-25-2016 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 12049452)
Man. I had a good friend in college that went to hs with a chick that became (and still is) a porn star. She came home to visit and my buddy introduced another friend and I to her. We all worked together at Home Depot and the next morning we couldn't find our friend Casey. He had not called in. Turns out he was on a total sex binger with this porn star chick that our friend had introduced us to. We called several times, and she would usually answer the phone, saying he couldn't talk right now. This lasted an entire week. Casey called and quit his job eventually. The sex was apparently that good.

2 weeks later reality set in and he went to work at Taco Bell making 1/2 the money. I bet he'd still say it was worth it.

You're going to leave us hanging, aren't you?

Bugeater 01-25-2016 05:30 PM

10 is the obvious answer.

keg in kc 01-25-2016 05:31 PM

Last woman I slept with was about a 6. Last woman I ****ed was about a 3. I'm about a 2 myself.

hometeam 01-25-2016 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12049438)
How do you do it? It's the tattoo, isn't it?

My tat is to my lovemaking prowess as Samsons hair was to his strength.

Pepe Silvia 01-25-2016 05:38 PM

I'd give her about an 8.

Jim Lahey 01-25-2016 05:41 PM

I was shithouse drunk and it was 14 months ago..but I think she was a 7.

New World Order 01-25-2016 05:42 PM

-5

Toby Waller 01-25-2016 06:11 PM

what the heck are smart phones for again?

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TLO 01-25-2016 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts (Post 12049576)
what the heck are smart phones for again?

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Solid work bruh.

Toby Waller 01-25-2016 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Li'l Smokey (Post 12049609)
Solid work bruh.

i'm asking a question and hinting at something.

not making a mistake

TLO 01-25-2016 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts (Post 12049617)
i'm asking a question and hinting at something.

not making a mistake

I understand what you're doing, lol. That's why I said solid work.

Bearcat 01-25-2016 06:39 PM

Surprisingly high... no idea how it happened and haven't been able to reproduce within several integers. Spent weeks waiting for the pigs blood to drop or to find myself on some weird reality TV show... but, it was fun while it lasted.

Rain Man 01-25-2016 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Lahey (Post 12049522)
I was shithouse drunk and it was 14 months ago..but I think she was a 7.

By applying my logic skills to your statement, I'm going step in as a neutral third party and revise that figure down to a 2.

Rain Man 01-25-2016 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 12049526)
-5

So...a guy?

scho63 01-25-2016 07:01 PM

She was an 8 on the outside and a 2 on the inside. Worst human being I've ever had the displeasure of getting involved with.

eDave 01-25-2016 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12049650)
She was an 8 on the outside and a 2 on the inside. Worst human being I've ever had the displeasure of getting involved with.

Been there man. Been there. One of the more disappointing things in life.

scho63 01-25-2016 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12049655)
Been there man. Been there. One of the more disappointing things in life.

She had severe mental health issues from some things that happened in her life so I was forgiving in the beginning and tried to be understanding but what she put me through was nothing short of emotional, financial, and physical torture. I never knew until she moved in with me.

I'll never tolerate even a fraction of what she did to me ever again. in all my years and all my women, nothing as a speck of issues with other women. This was a shock. :eek:

eDave 01-25-2016 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12049663)
She had severe mental health issues from some things that happened in her life so I was forgiving in the beginning and tried to be understanding but what she put me through was nothing short of emotional, financial, and physical torture. I never knew until she moved in with me.

I'll never tolerate even a fraction of what she did to me ever again. in all my years and all my women, nothing as a speck of issues with other women. This was a shock. :eek:

Don't trigger me bro.

Been there man. Been there. One of the more disappointing things in life.

Fairplay 01-25-2016 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12049663)
She had severe mental health issues from some things that happened in her life so I was forgiving in the beginning and tried to be understanding but what she put me through was nothing short of emotional, financial, and physical torture. I never knew until she moved in with me.

I'll never tolerate even a fraction of what she did to me ever again. in all my years and all my women, nothing as a speck of issues with other women. This was a shock. :eek:

Let it out bro.

Renegade 01-25-2016 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 12049414)

You would rank a dead guy as a 3?

DaneMcCloud 01-25-2016 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12049663)
She had severe mental health issues from some things that happened in her life so I was forgiving in the beginning and tried to be understanding but what she put me through was nothing short of emotional, financial, and physical torture. I never knew until she moved in with me.

I'll never tolerate even a fraction of what she did to me ever again. in all my years and all my women, nothing as a speck of issues with other women. This was a shock. :eek:

I dated some extremely hot chicks in my 20's. Los Angeles models (and the hot sister of a super model), plenty of actresses, would-be models, smokin' strippers and so on.

I'd say those girls were "LA 8-9.5's" but at least 80% were extremely damaged, either from abusive fathers, boyfriends, molestation and rape.

Often times, the more beautiful and flawless the girl is in the outside, the inverse ratio is damaged on the inside. I certainly dealt with my fair share of psycho chicks and pledged at age 29 to never, ever deal with one again.

Fortunately, I haven't.

Good luck in the future and be sure to vet, vet, vet!

Toby Waller 01-25-2016 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12049735)
I dated some extremely hot chicks in my 20's. Los Angeles models (and the hot sister of a super model), plenty of actresses, would-be models, smokin' strippers and so on.

I'd say those girls were "LA 8-9.5's" but at least 80% were extremely damaged, either from abusive fathers, boyfriends, molestation and rape.

Often times, the more beautiful and flawless the girl is in the outside, the inverse ratio is damaged on the inside. I certainly dealt with my fair share of psycho chicks and pledged at age 29 to never, ever deal with one again.

Fortunately, I haven't.

Good luck in the future and be sure to vet, vet, vet!

I'm calling you a liar for the sport of it

DaneMcCloud 01-25-2016 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellypitts (Post 12049738)
I'm calling you a liar for the sport of it

And you're a butt**** for real

Coochie liquor 01-25-2016 08:20 PM

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01...096066ed3b.jpg

eDave 01-25-2016 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12049735)
I dated some extremely hot chicks in my 20's. Los Angeles models (and the hot sister of a super model), plenty of actresses, would-be models, smokin' strippers and so on.

I'd say those girls were "LA 8-9.5's" but at least 80% were extremely damaged, either from abusive fathers, boyfriends, molestation and rape.

Often times, the more beautiful and flawless the girl is in the outside, the inverse ratio is damaged on the inside. I certainly dealt with my fair share of psycho chicks and pledged at age 29 to never, ever deal with one again.

Fortunately, I haven't.

Good luck in the future and be sure to vet, vet, vet!

BPD is a real thing. It will bring down the greatest of men. I suspect scho63 is one of them. Nasty, nasty stuff.

DaneMcCloud 01-25-2016 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12049749)
BPD is a real thing. It will bring down the greatest of men. I suspect scho63 is one of them. Nasty, nasty stuff.

I had a friend here in town that was a successful musician and good looking guy. For some reason, he always attracted the smokin' hot blondes, chicks that were head turners, but were just mentally jacked up.

I asked him once "Why do you keep dating these hot but damaged women?". His response was that he thought he could "help" them with their ****ed up lives. I thought that was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard.

This continued for a few years until one of them tried to kill him in the middle of the night. This was around the time Phil Hartman was killed by his wife, so it was a HUGE wake up call.

He stopped dating psychos, met a nice, put together and attractive woman and has been married for 11 years.

But holy crap, his life could have ended that night.

TimBone 01-25-2016 08:29 PM

I've always wondered, is the 1-10 scale strictly on looks? Or does it include for personality and sexual prowess?

I mean, a girl that is a 7 in the looks department, and has a great personality and is awesome in bed, is she a 10 overall? Or is she just a 7 with a good personality and sexual prowess?

Strongside 01-25-2016 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 12049473)
You're going to leave us hanging, aren't you?

Allison Pierce.

vailpass 01-25-2016 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 12049766)
I've always wondered, is the 1-10 scale strictly on looks? Or does it include for personality and sexual prowess?

I mean, a girl that is a 7 in the looks department, and has a great personality and is awesome in bed, is she a 10 overall? Or is she just a 7 with a good personality and sexual prowess?

Exactamundo...I still need the physical attraction but the other factors you mention are so much more key for me than they used to be.
I almost hate myself for it but I can pretty much tell from talking with them and the look in their eyes if they are active participants in bed and make decisions accordingly if in that mode. ..

DaneMcCloud 01-25-2016 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 12049766)
I've always wondered, is the 1-10 scale strictly on looks? Or does it include for personality and sexual prowess?

I mean, a girl that is a 7 in the looks department, and has a great personality and is awesome in bed, is she a 10 overall? Or is she just a 7 with a good personality and sexual prowess?

I can honestly say that I've never been with a "10".

I've been with extremely attractive women. 36-23-32 with black hair and ice blue eyes with great skin but couldn't **** or give a blowjob to save 1,000 lives.

Or the 5'7 lean chick with B-cups and long nipples that was a killer blowerina but had a flat ass in which the moaning (Uh! Uh! Uh!) was a turnoff.

Or the 5'3 spinner that was insatiable but while her body was an 8, her face was a hard 5.

Or the chick that's pretty hot while making out with her friend at the club, only to bring both of them back to my place for a night of really lame sex.

I could go on and on and on but IMO, there's no such thing as a 10.

eDave 01-25-2016 08:41 PM

Eye of the beholder.

vailpass 01-25-2016 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12049789)
Eye of the beholder.

How's things in the 'tuke tonight? I'm digging this weather...

DaneMcCloud 01-25-2016 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12049789)
Eye of the beholder.

Except not really.

If you're dating Elle or Heidi or Iman or Christy (Turlington or Brinkley), there's little doubt.

If your dating the local Walmart greeter, there's a good chance she's not a 10 to anyone other to her kin.

eDave 01-25-2016 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12049793)
How's things in the 'tuke tonight? I'm digging this weather...

Tuke's nice. Looking forward to The Open. PERFECT weather and the ladies are going to be fine as always. HP has VIP on 16. I'm working my connections...

vailpass 01-25-2016 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12049841)
Tuke's nice. Looking forward to The Open. PERFECT weather and the ladies are going to be fine as always. HP has VIP on 16. I'm working my connections...

Sweet. Enjoy. Combined with Barrett-Jackson should make for a good people watch week...


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