I think so, if not him it's one of those hardasses.

R.I.P General. Total respect for that guy!

Solid list.

Rip

Is it wrong that when I read the thread title I immediately thought he was a character on Hogan's Heroes?

lol

It's not wrong. Just incredibly ignorant.

RIP. I still remember some of those press briefings, including "the luckiest truck driver in Iraq".

THIS is how you first introduce yourself on CP?

:rolleyes:

That's Scheisskopf, who is a character from Catch 22

Your and idiot.

You're. Thanks for playing.

I met the general at an awards banquet at Scott AFB in the early 90's. There were a few MOH winners from WWII there as well including Charles Coolidge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_H._Coolidge

ROFL

Silly n00bs.

Strike two.

Here are a bunch of French jokes/insulting quotes. Pretty funny read. :D

http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...enchjokes2.htm

French Jokes - Funny Quotations About France

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." —Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." —Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." —Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." —P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"They've taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." —Argus Hamilton

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." —Dennis Miller

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." —Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people." —Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" —Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." —David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.