Odorless Pooping
 

This is a real thing.

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Roll back the roadblocks. Utopia is upon us.

My wife recently bought bottles of that for all of our bathrooms. 4 sprays on the water before pooping kills almost all of the smell - for real.

This stuff works.

Pffft, odor is 1/2 the fun.

My poop smells like flowers.

it's really not.

My poop smells like Berry.

I'd hit it

no shit...especially in a public bathroom.
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What happens when you drop a 2 pounder that fills the bowl and far exceeds the water level?

I guess your shit out of luck.

So you unload a dump and push the lever. You wait for the flushing sound, but there is a different kind of sound, a sound that you notice the water keeps on rising and rising, until you feel a cold touch on your bottom...the toilet is clogged and the shitty water is overflowing everywhere.

What about those pills that make your bowel movements smell like fresh baked cinnamon rolls.

Who the hell flushes while still seated? I get up and do a quick survey of my creation before flushing.

This.

WTF man

I demand that this be changed to a poop thread NOW!!!