Actually, no. 100% of the "handjobs" I've received have been terrible.

They're so rough. Like they're trying to start a chainsaw.

What do you mean "if"? I have an 18-in her, it's no problem. /CP Membership

"You bastard! I promised I wouldn't cum in my mouth! I'm never trusting myself again!"

No. I know where it has been.

Exactly

http://i.imgur.com/8n9LP.gif

I think this topic came up before, and someone summarized the truth by asking how many people use their hands because they can reach it.

30+ posts, and nobody's even mentioned the man from Nantucket yet?

You assholes are slipping. :D

"Alex Smith did, does, and will always suck"

What do you mean, "if"?

Peanuts and kiwi for volume and blueberries for taste. That's also good for pre workout energy.

**** no, why would you want to suck dick?

no thanks


huge different between jacking off and blowing yourself


ewww :Lin:

I have to admit, posting in that thread and reading the replies is something akin to what I imagine self oral pleasure to be like.

Probably not. But I am willing to learn.

Neither does rubbing and pulling on a dick with a hand. Never has stopped anyone because the end result.

Anyone that pleasures themselves would undoubtedly do this as well. After all it is the end result we are after.