Zapp: "I have studied abroad...or two."

Fry: What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?
Dr. Zoidberg: If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. whatever.

Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello."

<-- "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"

<--- "Pack of highly. Got it."

Grunka Lunkas:
Grunka lunka dunkity doo
We've got a friendly warning for you
Grunka lunka dunkity daces
The secrets of Slurm's on a need to know basis

Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you folks

So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!

Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
Grunka lunka dunkity darn guards...

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez

Leela: You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!

Zapp Brannigan: And which one rocked your world?

Zapp: "Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."

Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
Linda: At least all those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! Good night!

Morbo's wife is adjusting his bowtie at a black tie affair.
Morbo: "Stop it. Stop it. I will destroy you."

Fry: Leela, you have to get me out of here. It's horrible! Eating scraps, letting my waste drop where I stand like an animal in the zoo.
Leela: Animals go on the corner.
Fry: The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.

Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?

Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia.