Panhandlers at McDonalds
This morning on the way to work, I whip into Mickey D's to get coffee and a McMuffin for the commute. I'm sitting in the drive thru, waiting to place my order. This guy walks up to the car window, panhandling. He asked me for fifty cents. I said, "hey, if you're going to beg for money, at least think bigger. Ask me for a five, or a ten. Hell, ask for a dollar. The dollar menu is a dollar. I offered to buy him a sandwich, but not give him money. So he blinked a couple times, then he moved on the car behind me to keep schmoozing for cash. When I got my receipt at the top it said "MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE." Hey, McD's, why not give this beggar on your drive thru line a management position? Win-Win, problem solved!
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He asks for a dollar, you know what it's for...
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F THEM...I want to help, but they are ruining it. |
I don't think anybody would think, "Guy who'll sell everything for .50." As a good investment for management.
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They should promote from within, and hire the bum as an entry level bathroom cleaner. Let the bum work his way up the chain.
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I was driving through town yesterday and saw a young man maybe early 20's with a sign that said "Homeless Anything will Help" over one block away was another man with a "Help Wanted" sign.
When I told my wife about it I said they were only a block apart she informed me that they were Miles and Miles apart. |
I've done the same thing before... and I've only been taken up on the offer once.
About 2 years ago, it was maybe 10pm and my wife and I were in resort town just wandering around a few places. It was a very active area and this older guy, maybe 60 wandered up and asked if we could spare any money for food. Our first thought was what everyone else thinks - you want it for booze. So, I said, we are more than happy to help you, but only if you go over to that store (it was small supermarket type of place you see in a beach town) and let me buy you some food. The guy smiled and said "I'd love that and appreciate it so much". I think my wife started to get misty eyed at his response. Anyway, I think we bought him $20 worth of stuff... and as we sat at a bar across the road, we looked out about an hour later, there he was on a bench. Eating the food, drinking the water and putting the rest in his back pack. Whether or not he traded some later for booze, I dunno. But, it was a good deal. |
Gave five bucks to a kid at McDonald's who was asking for one. Looked hungry and sad as hell. Then I went to Walgreen's and he was there too, asking for money.
I don't usually give to panhandlers because if I gave to every panhandler I saw, I'd go broke. But this kid just seemed so ****ing sad, and he was probably only 14 or 15. I guess I don't care what he ended up doing with it, as long as it wasn't for something that'll make him sadder, like drugs or something. |
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I had a guy in Memphis recently specifically say he wasn't begging for money, but he was very hangryand if walk across the street and buy him a meal at Denny's. I did, and the host at Denny's was pissed at me.
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There will be a lot more beggars after OCt 17 if the Gov-does not pay their bills.
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