Moon River.
You using the whole fist, Doc?

Yep guy's like these hide behind it do what ever they want

"mind if we search for drugs"

"Yes; I don't consent to a search"

"Ok. just hang tight. We'll bring the dog to check"

BS.

That's what I was wondering.

Don't proctology me, bro!

LMAO

all cops have to do is a quick tap at something that they want their K9 to register a hit at. Giving them a reason to search. This man will get payed with tax payer money and the absolute worst thing that this cop will get is a paid vacation.

excuse me sir, we're gonna have to check your trunk...no sir..your other trunk....

I believe you're hiding something in your urethra. Tell ya what, to save time and get your on your way, I'll suck it out.

Bunch of kinky people live down there

wow...

road trip!

LMAO

I have to think there's another side to this story. I mean you would think the cops, judge or doctors would, at some point, use common sense if this was the true story.

Hehe, I have a pretty good kayaking friend with the same name. I wonder if there's something he hasn't told me. Not that I'd blame him if it's him and he didn't tell.

On a side note: I'd be on the phone with best litigation attorney available and looking for a way to offshore the settlement.