Allow me to reintroduce myself...
Hey, everybody! I tried to find a thread for noobs to introduce themselves, but to no avail. So I decided to make one, just for me! Sorry!
My name is Doug but you can call me carcosa because I created this account when True Detective was still on. If I were joining the site today, I'd probably be called The Guilty Remnant or some shit. Anyway, I signed up for an account a few months ago after being an occasional lurker for quite a while. I made several unremarkable posts before getting super busy with real life stuff over the summer. Now that the Chiefs season is almost upon us, I've decided to rededicate myself to making many, many more unremarkable posts, starting today! A few things you should know about me:
Looking forward to following another doomed season with you guys. If you have any advice or insults for me, fire away! |
I hope you get AIDS from Michael Sam
|
Quote:
Welcome. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Waco, Texas is not hell. Screw you, dude. Thats where Dr. Pepper was invented.
|
...and welcome to the board.
|
Quote:
|
Don't be fooled. It's actually Lin Elliot.
|
Unfortunately you didn't refer to our FAQ before making this thread. Taking the Lord's name in vein is strictly prohibited, and results in an instant, permanent ban. We wish you success with your future board!
|
ROFL
Well that escalated quickly.gif |
Quote:
Wait, how did you know "The lord's name" is what I call heroin??? |
My ex loved Dr. Pepper and now he's dead.
|
Quote:
|
You sound like a really boring person.
Congrats. |
Quote:
|
getting ugly
|
Quote:
DR.PEPPER 23 <iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/H24V-u7fNJM?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
ROFL Ouch. Oops. And I'm vayne enough to be embarrassed.
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
That's cool. Are you blackbob?
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
You better back the **** up |
Are you the kind of person that would take 26 items to the 20 items or less checkout at walmart?
|
Quote:
Don't pretend you have feelings. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
Really, I'm upset because my football game went into a lightning delay and now it will overlap quite a bit with the Royals. ****! |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Dude, have I done some posting to piss you off? I honestly don't remember? |
Quote:
|
Watch out for the Bronco fans here dude, they're assholes.
|
Quote:
|
I miss the old days when a new member had to submit a video of himself shooting a random stranger. This place has grown soft.
|
Quote:
|
Allow myself to introduce...........myself
|
Quote:
|
There's no n00b thread because nobody cares about you
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
1 Attachment(s)
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Hazing must commence. Video yourself drinking a pint of Antifreeze.
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
ROFL |
Quote:
|
Try the robin Williams rope challenge or race tony stewart
|
Quote:
Advice? Hate everything Alex Smith and 49ers. You do that, and you will be golden here. :thumb: |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Already better than inmen
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
If you ever need to get laid, xztop123 is the man to talk to.
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/o...117/Killed.gif |
A few things we should know about you?
I don't care what your real name is. I don't care how long you've been a Chiefs fan. I don't care where you went to school. I don't care where you live. I just don't ****ing care about any of it. Now, go the **** away. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:14 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.