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Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:16 PM

*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread*****
 
Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

Buck 04-23-2009 03:17 PM

This covers about 84% of all threads here actually.

KCChiefsMan 04-23-2009 03:17 PM

this is not as enjoyable as starting a new thread though

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5698572)
This covers about 84% of all threads here actually.

It would be perfect if they brought back the tags. Phobia Anal Pencil Master.

El Jefe 04-23-2009 03:18 PM

I was waiting for someone to take the torch and start this thread, thank you sir.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan (Post 5698574)
this is not as enjoyable as starting a new thread though

I know, I almost JIMP just starting this one.

kysirsoze 04-23-2009 03:18 PM

Crabtree at 3? Water wants out?? Oh **** it. I better start a thread.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ (Post 5698579)
I was waiting for someone to take the torch and start this thread, thank you sir.

As you can see from my above post, the pleasure was all mine.

MoreLemonPledge 04-23-2009 03:18 PM

Have they invented heated toilet seats? I've tried the vinyl cover like my grandma uses, but it just sticks to my ass.

seclark 04-23-2009 03:19 PM

i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Zebedee DuBois 04-23-2009 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5698572)
This covers about 84% of all threads here actually.


Bananas grow (what most people would consider) upside down!


You weren't being random enough.

El Jefe 04-23-2009 03:19 PM

Did anyone hear that Tony Gonzales got traded??????

talastan 04-23-2009 03:19 PM

So you started a thread as response to your dissatisfaction with others starting threads. :hmmm: Right! :rolleyes:

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5698590)
i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Go rub one out. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

kysirsoze 04-23-2009 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 5698588)
Have they invented heated toilet seats? I've tried the vinyl cover like my grandma uses, but it just sticks to my ass.

Yes. Ans if I got one of these I would just sleep there.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by talastan (Post 5698597)
So you started a thread as response to your dissatifaction with others starting threads. :hmmm: Right! :rolleyes:

I'm rarely dissatisfied with anything on this site. Don't take teh internet so seriously.

kysirsoze 04-23-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5698590)
i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Grats!

kysirsoze 04-23-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by talastan (Post 5698597)
So you started a thread as response to your dissatisfaction with others starting threads. :hmmm: Right! :rolleyes:

Lay off the Haterade, playa!

MoreLemonPledge 04-23-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 5698599)
Yes. Ans if I got one of these I would just sleep there.

Good. I tried disassembling my toaster and using the heating coils, but they get too hot. I'm glad somebody found a good balance. I'll need to pick one up.

Rain Man 04-23-2009 03:21 PM

I wonder how thread was invented.

Gravedigger 04-23-2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5698590)
i'd like to report an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
sec

Wrong Forum, I believe this belongs in the Politics forum, under the Pharmaceutical Drugs FAQ random thought thread.

kysirsoze 04-23-2009 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 5698609)
Good. I tried disassembling my toaster and using the heating coils, but they get too hot. I'm glad somebody found a good balance. I'll need to pick one up.

LMAO

El Jefe 04-23-2009 03:22 PM

The DEAL IS DONE!!! Gonzales traded to Falcons. /Nick Athan

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ (Post 5698624)
The DEAL IS DONE!!! Gonzales traded to Falcons. /Nick "Assclown" Athan Time 4:20 MST

FYP

El Jefe 04-23-2009 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5698633)
FYP

:thumb:

stlchiefs 04-23-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 5698609)
Good. I tried disassembling my toaster and using the heating coils, but they get too hot. I'm glad somebody found a good balance. I'll need to pick one up.

Just get the carpeted ones. Warm and soft at the same time, but make sure not to piss on them. They're a bitch to clean.

keg in kc 04-23-2009 03:28 PM

If you haven't drunk in the better part of a year, a half a bottle of liquor in two hours is a bad idea.

Trust me, I know.

big nasty kcnut 04-23-2009 03:29 PM

I want to say i need to vent.
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MoreLemonPledge 04-23-2009 03:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by stlchiefs (Post 5698652)
Just get the carpeted ones. Warm and soft at the same time, but make sure not to piss on them. They're a bitch to clean.

Like this one?

Attachment 86989

kysirsoze 04-23-2009 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5698656)
If you haven't drunk in the better part of a year, a half a bottle of liquor in two hours is a bad idea.

Trust me, I know.

Pretty much always a bad idea. Unless Pioli drafts Crabtree on Sat. Then drink up.

Buck 04-23-2009 03:30 PM

Flopnuts help me out here.

Lets say you get a loan for $3400

You put $500 down in a down payment, and have 10% compound interest.

You pay $400 a month back on the loan.

What does that 10% compound interest mean?

Whoarethechefs 04-23-2009 03:31 PM

Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot,

stlchiefs 04-23-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge (Post 5698662)
Like this one?

Attachment 86989

That's a bit menacing. Though it may scare the shit right out of you, I prefer soothing colors to set the mood for my poos.

stlchiefs 04-23-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5698675)
Flopnuts help me out here.

Lets say you get a loan for $3400

You put $500 down in a down payment, and have 10% compound interest.

You pay $400 a month back on the loan.

What does that 10% compound interest mean?

I WIN!

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 5698661)
I want to say i need to vent.
Posted via Mobile Device

This is a safe place Nut.

keg in kc 04-23-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 5698671)
Pretty much always a bad idea. Unless Pioli drafts Crabtree on Sat. Then drink up.

Thinking about thinking about drinking makes me nauseus at this point.

I think I posted some on here last night completely lit, but I must not have done anything too crazy.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5698675)
Flopnuts help me out here.

Lets say you get a loan for $3400

You put $500 down in a down payment, and have 10% compound interest.

You pay $400 a month back on the loan.

What does that 10% compound interest mean?

The only difference between that and a normal interest loan is, you pay interest on your interest with a compounded interest loan.

chiefs1111 04-23-2009 03:34 PM

i just farted

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:37 PM

Keep this in mind Buck. In the beginning, your interest is higher because you owe more. You're paying interest on that interest right out of the gate. 10% is good, but that is going to raise it probably by around 3% over that time frame from a more conventional loan. That's a total off the top of my head guesstimate. It could be more, or less. Bottom line, pay that ****er off asap. Your credit is better than that rate.

Lumpy 04-23-2009 03:37 PM

I want to lock Paris Hilton in my closet. That way, when I have a bad day, I can pull her out, spit on her, punch her in the face, and put her back.

Buck 04-23-2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5698699)
The only difference between that and a normal interest loan is, you pay interest on your interest with a compounded interest loan.

Can you do the math for me?

10% of the $3400 is $340

So Then you owe $3740 total?

I'm trying to help a friend out.

Fritz88 04-23-2009 03:38 PM

sharting is awesome.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5698724)
Can you do the math for me?

10% of the $3400 is $340

So Then you owe $3740 total?

I'm trying to help a friend out.

It's not going to be that much. Give me a minute.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5698734)
It's not going to be that much. Give me a minute.

$3679.89 over 9 months. Here's a link to a compound interest calculator. You can play with the numbers. Obviously you want to divide that $400 into the total to get the amount of months for payoff.


http://math.about.com/library/blcompoundinterest.htm

teedubya 04-23-2009 03:42 PM

I have a HUGE dump brewing. I may trade this dump for the Chiefs 4th round pick. It could be the new starting TE.

Buzz 04-23-2009 03:42 PM

Sould I leave work early, the boss is gone.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz Lightbeer (Post 5698755)
Sould I leave work early, the boss is gone.

GTFO

keg in kc 04-23-2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz Lightbeer (Post 5698755)
Sould I leave work early, the boss is gone.

That supermodel just gave me her room key. Should I go up there?

Shit dude.

Buzz 04-23-2009 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5698763)
GTFO


Why thank you. I think I will!

Nightfyre 04-23-2009 03:46 PM

To quote iron maiden, "run to the hills!"

Incidently, I am endorsing this thread. I better go make another thread about my endorsement though!
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Buck 04-23-2009 03:46 PM

Thanks man.

My buddy has an old hooptie that keeps dying on him and hes getting a loan from a guy at work on that guys car.

The guy gave him a thing saying 10% compound interest and we were both like, :spock:

Katipan 04-23-2009 03:49 PM

If I smoke before my run I usually end up tripping on stuff, but damn is it a beautiful day to smoke.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5698785)
Thanks man.

My buddy has an old hooptie that keeps dying on him and hes getting a loan from a guy at work on that guys car.

The guy gave him a thing saying 10% compound interest and we were both like, :spock:

That's really not terrible considering how short the term is. It's not going on his credit that way though. If he can borrow that money from a bank and spread it over at least 12 months, his score will go up nicely when it's paid.

If the guy is getting like 15% or less it's worth it, otherwise take those terms and run.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5698793)
If I smoke before my run I usually end up tripping on stuff, but damn is it a beautiful day to smoke.

Mr. Flopnuts endorses this post.

Fritz88 04-23-2009 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5698723)
I want to lock Paris Hilton in my closet. That way, when I have a bad day, I can pull her out, spit on her, punch her in the face, and put her back.

That's all?

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 5698828)
That's all?

I think Lumpy is a female, which shouldn't stop her at all. Unfortunately, it does with far too many girls.

booger 04-23-2009 04:03 PM

the chick that got the fake tits on april 1 the doctor sewed/installed them on her back

Fritz88 04-23-2009 04:04 PM

In 72 hours Pioli is going to make a move to redeem the TG trade and every CP member is going to jizz in their coffee for the next 3 weeks out of happiness.

Fritz88 04-23-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5698835)
I think Lumpy is a female, which shouldn't stop her at all. Unfortunately, it does with far too many girls.

When done, she can send her over.

Nzoner 04-23-2009 04:08 PM

I always have random thoughts,unfortunately,most aren't fit for putting into print

Fritz88 04-23-2009 04:09 PM

I really believe that Pioli did not want to trade TG but TG just insisted on leaving because he didn't like the new management. Add to that a good chance at an SB run.

More random thoughts. Adam Teicher mentioned a possible trade for TG before anyone else and that just gave AT more credibility in my book.

LaChapelle 04-23-2009 04:25 PM

Thigpen beat out Franklin for WR and Robinson in the return game, IMO.

chiefs1111 04-23-2009 04:39 PM

They are going to talk about the Chiefs on NFLN Path to the draft show next

Buck 04-23-2009 05:03 PM

Have you ever bought anything off of Craigslist and when you get to the persons house, its a mansion, and then when they open the door, they are a 20 year old smoking hot girl, wearing a thin white shirt and booty shorts?

It happened to me today.

She invited me up to her bedroom too, you know to pick up the furniture I bought from her.

However, when we got in the room there was a bra and thong sitting on the chair I bought, and she tried to hide it all quick, but I saw it.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5699073)
Have you ever bought anything off of Craigslist and when you get to the persons house, its a mansion, and then when they open the door, they are a 20 year old smoking hot girl, wearing a thin white shirt and booty shorts?

It happened to me today.

She invited me up to her bedroom too, you know to pick up the furniture I bought from her.

However, when we got in the room there was a bra and thong sitting on the chair I bought, and she tried to hide it all quick, but I saw it.

Good to see craigslist workin for ya. I'll bet you're glad you didn't go to some stinky thrift store right about now.

P.S - This thread is worthless without pics.

Fritz88 04-23-2009 05:10 PM

I wanna marry miss Cali

Buck 04-23-2009 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5699087)
Good to see craigslist workin for ya. I'll bet you're glad you didn't go to some stinky thrift store right about now.

P.S - This thread is worthless without pics.

Just google image search "Hot Asian"

/they all look the same

keg in kc 04-23-2009 05:19 PM

Wait, she was a 20 year old hot asian chick?

Think she'd like fat 35-year old guys with no money?

keg in kc 04-23-2009 05:19 PM

It's almost 6:30 and I think I'm going to go home. Work just ain't doing it for me.

Buck 04-23-2009 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5699148)
Wait, she was a 20 year old hot asian chick?

Think she'd like fat 35-year old guys with no money?

She lived in a Mansion, I'm sure money is no issue.

Buck 04-23-2009 05:24 PM

Heres the chair I bought

http://images.craigslist.org/3o43p23...fdaa0e11b7.jpg

She sold it to me for $20.

I don't think she gets the concept of Value.

KCChiefsMan 04-23-2009 09:11 PM

I'm contemplating a official hope the falcons suck ass next year, so we can get a high 2nd rounder out of it

luv 04-23-2009 09:28 PM

I'm tired, but waiting for my laundry to get done.

Jethopper 04-23-2009 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan (Post 5699894)
I'm contemplating a official hope the falcons suck ass next year, so we can get a high 2nd rounder out of it

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:Scanlon:

KcMizzou 04-23-2009 10:00 PM

How would one rip a person's eyes out with a pitchfork? It might work on a hammerhead shark, if it were all spaced just right, and the skull didn't stop you.

Realistically, I'd think you'd have to do them one at a time. And I could think of better tools/utensils.

DaFace 04-23-2009 10:14 PM

I think we're all like cheese in a way, but I'll be damned if I know what that way is.

KCChiefsMan 04-23-2009 10:41 PM

I watched these guys go at it verbally at the bar the other night. 2 punk dudes wearing flat billed caps tried to talk crap to these regular looking guys, then the regular looking guys went off on them and the punk dudes that started it backed off.

So my theory is:

When the intimidator fails to intimidate, they themselves become intimidated.

think about it

KcMizzou 04-23-2009 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan (Post 5700170)
I watched these guys go at it verbally at the bar the other night. 2 punk dudes wearing flat billed caps tried to talk crap to these regular looking guys, then the regular looking guys went off on them and the punk dudes that started it backed off.

So my theory is:

When the intimidator fails to intimidate, they themselves become intimidated.

think about it

Well, yeah...

It took you this long to figure that out?

MoreLemonPledge 04-23-2009 10:46 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-S.../mullet+me.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 04-23-2009 10:50 PM

http://www.dist102.k12.il.us/resourc...e-pictures.jpg


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