Rumor: Trent Green is not Trent Green
But an evil hell-spawning alien from Phobos, like in the video game Doom. He ripped his face off at practice today and revealed his identity to everyone. He even took a big bite out of Kevin Sampson's leg, putting him out for the season. His status is questionable for Sunday.
Heard it on my local rock station |
Does he have a good arm?
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Phobos.. Phobia
Coincidence? I think not. |
Can he/it play offensive line?
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Huard is more alien than Green.
Ya-huh! It's True! Look at me! |
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I like it.
the alien is going to eat faiders and doncos alive this week. |
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As long as he is not Elvis the G I'm cool with who ever he is, well maybe not that porn star donko qb either.
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