Time to nominate your choice for the 2012 King of the N00bs!
 

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

This is the nomination thread. Nominate your candidate for the 2012 King of the N00bs crown in this thread. I will keep a running total in the OP. The top candidates will move on to the King of the N00bs poll. Whoever gets the most votes in the public poll wins the crown.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. The qualification criteria is that their join date is January 1st 2012 or later or had less than 50 posts in previous years.

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Nominees for the 2012 King of the N00bs crown to post 322:

mr. tegu
Inmem58 X2
Blackbob X2
okoye35chiefs
Strongside X2
AussieChiefsFan
Simplicity
Sorter X7
Prison Bitch
Chiefsrocka

Sorter.

And this is the first year I've thought we've had someone valid in a couple of years.

Not eligible.

I think that Sorter joined in 2011.

yeah, I think this year has been a good crop of n00bs.

Pretty weak class IMO

But I'll nominate mr. tegu

Oh. Damn. September. **** it. No one. Again...

/thread

ed* not eligible

Just curious...um...do noObs get to vote? :D

Yes, of course. You can nominate too.

I'll throw Inmem a nomination. He might be a spaztastic wombat but hey, he's our Spaztastic Wombat.

Sorter

Oh, ****. If billay lite wins this thing, I may leave forever...

I mean ****, he was already banned for being billay lite, begged to come back, and went back to billay lite...

Sorter

LMAO

Well, Bye. :D

The New Server.

And for the record, billay has at least calmed way down.

Well, Poo

Blackbob

LOL

ROFL It's been a good run.

A 70 point shalacking will calm most people down.

(Couldn't help it)

this
edit: guess I should read the thread more before posting

:facepalm: Respect lost, Dave.

If he wins, Flopnuts will leave forever.

I'm sure going to miss you, buddy. :deevee:

that asshole is not on my Christmas card list either.

But, its the Planets choice.

Can we all just pretend Sorter joined in January of 2012?

I like this idea. Sorter is a cool n00b.

Sorter wasn't mentioned once in last year's KOTN thread. Did he even post in 2011? Is The Academy open to considering a rule change?

Rain Man.

*tear.

disqualified. Join date was previous to Jan.1st. :D

Yes and then throw lewdog in the mix too.

There has been discussion of expanding it to Nov/Dec of the previous year. I even think we did that one year. When did Sorter join?

September of 2011.

September. But I think the real question should be when he crossed the 100 post milestone.

I think I'll nominate me!

okay, how many posts did he post between Sept 2011 and Dec. 2011?

How many posts does he have total now?

This year is not a very deep class. I vote we just give it to Sorter.

Bad taste but not against the Academy rules.

You're in the green, so I assume that you're not an idiot.

I nominate Strongside.

Agreed, its bad year for franchise posters.

Lets just take the one sure thing and be done with it.

Do we have a Veteran of the Year award? Or MVP?

Wasn't there a refugee from the Chiefs Coalition that joined the Planet that got a lot of props from the regulars this summer?

yes, the MVP award comes after the King of the n00b's is decided.

This. I like Sorter. I like the girl with the goofy facial expressions he used to have in his avatar, too.

Strongside

Are we gonna have a douche of the year this year?

Inmem58

I think thats Frazod's deal.

Thanks. If I don't win I'm running up on stage and announcing that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
http://refinedhype.com/images/upload...swiftlarge.gif

I won't be doing it. There was way too much crying about it last year, and the mods kind of left me in the lurch when that happened, which I did not appreciate.

AussieChiefsFan deserves consideration.

What has been the success-failure-contribution of the previous N00b winners?
Fax seems to be the best contributor and long term player.

Simplicity joined on 12/31/2011. Eligible? If so he should be nominated.

That guy's a ****ing douche.

Um, ok. Whatever floats your boat. :shrug:

FYI I gave you the nomination, so if you win... you're my bitch for all of 2013. Understand?

Canofbier joined 12-11-11

yep, I get enough grief from the N00b and MVP threads. Don't need the additional grief.

Prison rules, eh? I wasn't aware that this was one of those competitions.

yes, a single day shouldn't be a disqualifer.

Denominated then!

That's how we roll around here. No worries, Suzy. I'm actually quite gentle compared to the other sisters.

If thats a disqualifier than Inmem58 is out. :harumph:

Blackbob......hes entertaining and keeps things lively

I veto any nomination of any of blacktard or his mults.

I know Sorter's last 500 posts have come in the last two weeks if that tells you anything. Too many people have requested him thinking he just joined. If the Planet decides, he's got to be in. He's already had a half a dozen nominations out of the first 40 posts. **** it. I'm already his damned campaign manager.

He has 3465 now. How many he had last year would be a DaFace question.

I am sympathetic to your candidacy. But, we have always had a cut off date. I cant just make shit up or the planet will run me out of town on a rail. Make a case for your inclusion. For instance, how many posts did you make between Sept. and Dec. 2011?

VOTE FOR THE /B TARD, OR HAND IN YOUR MAN CARD!

Sorter most def should be in the nomination & would get my vote.

None else are worthy at this point.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...anksABunch.gif

Thank you Sorter for being here.

Sorters first thread start (in Draft Planet none the less) was in February.

My reaction to getting to have teh best campaign manager of all time

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9gzv6RQS1r864xl.gif

Mults are not allowded into the final poll. The mods look over the final list of n00bs that will be voted on and tell me if there are any mults.

agreed.

Driving Wheel doesn't seem to suck.

to be fair, Fax casts a rather large cyber shadow

Sorter is probably the best of them all, but all he really does is post gifs. (Yeah, I know that's more than I do)