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rico 10-25-2012 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9049498)
Last weekend I went to a parade to watch my daughter march with the high school band. There was a young couple there... low to mid 20's. Both of them had on skinny jeans made of something other than denim, fashionable shoes... they were like boots on the foot area but not tall like boots, both had a pinstripe button up on and a jacket that matched their shoe/boot things and had some undefined snaps or something that didn't make sense location-wise. Both had perfect hair. Hers... long and straight in a pony tail, jet black. His... parted perfectly on the left side and kind of poofy on the right. He had a perfectly shaped 5 o'clock shadow and both wore black rimmed, black lense sunglasses. Both had perfect skin and were drinking Starbucks.

Were they hipsters or just douchebags?
Both. Hipsters are douche-canoes.

Funny, before I finished reading this, I was preparing to ask you if they were carrying around Starbucks.

rico 10-25-2012 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9049510)
When fat old bald dudes on a Chiefs message board are discussing hipsters... you know the whole hipster thing has jumped the shark.
**** I sure hope so. And if they do jump the shark, I hope they do so Bob Beamon style because I would sure love to have my brother back. Man do I ever despise the hipster movement.

Dr. Johnny Fever 10-25-2012 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9049513)
Both. Hipsters are douche-canoes.

Funny, before I finished reading this, I was preparing to ask you if they were carrying around Starbucks.
I will say they seemed like nice people. I over-heard some of their conversation with "parental figures or such" and both were gracious and polite. They just didn't look like they were from around here.

Pushead2 10-25-2012 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 9048233)
Of course you don't consider yourself a hipster, that would defeat being a hipster in the first place.
Except if I was one I would gladly admit it but I'm pretty sure hipsters aren't into the following:
  • Playing hockey
  • my brand new Acura
  • Gillette Fusion Razor
  • Soap
  • Deordorant
  • Fine Beers that aren't Tecate, PBR, Rolling Rock etc...
  • Women that don't look like they're homeless or like a boy
  • Air Jordan sneaker collection

NewChief 10-25-2012 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 9049513)
Both. Hipsters are douche-canoes.

Funny, before I finished reading this, I was preparing to ask you if they were carrying around Starbucks.
Real hipsters don't drink Starbucks.

They drink fair trade, shade grown beans, locally-roasted by their neighbor in his garage roasterie.

You people clearly know nothing about hipsters. :evil:

Pushead2 10-25-2012 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9049527)
Real hipsters don't drink Starbucks.

They drink fair trade beans, locally-roasted by their neighbor in his garage roasterie.

You people clearly know nothing about hipsters. :evil:
:clap:

stevieray 10-25-2012 05:25 PM
meh. hipsters wish they were me.

lil bit o elvis, dean and mcqueen

Dr. Johnny Fever 10-25-2012 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9049510)
When fat old bald dudes on a Chiefs message board are discussing hipsters... you know the whole hipster thing has jumped the shark.
I'm not really fat... I just have a bit of a belly.

:(

Dr. Johnny Fever 10-25-2012 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9049529)
meh. hipsters wish they were me.
Shit... everyone wishes they were you.

stevieray 10-25-2012 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9049535)
Shit... everyone wishes they were you.
and ironically i wish i were a jock like you!

circle of cool, my friend.

NewChief 10-25-2012 05:28 PM
Oh. And the coffee is generally sweetened with heirloom honey from the community hive situated on the nearby abandoned lot that their neighborhood has turned into an urban garden.

Dr. Johnny Fever 10-25-2012 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9049538)
and ironically i wish i were a jock like you!

circle of cool, my friend.
I feel sarcasm. You're a friend anyway Stevie.

NewChief 10-25-2012 05:29 PM
Must watch more Portlandia.

KChiefer 10-25-2012 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9049498)
Were they hipsters or just douchebags?
If you didn't talk to them, they were hipsters.

Dr. Johnny Fever 10-25-2012 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9049527)
Real hipsters don't drink Starbucks.

They drink fair trade, shade grown beans, locally-roasted by their neighbor in his garage roasterie.

You people clearly know nothing about hipsters. :evil:
I know I don't. I wear jeans and t-shirts every day. Often the shirts have a skull or some oil company on them... and I often wear a ball cap....... forward. I know nothing about fashion.


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