Glad the police sprang to action.

"Poor little ting-ting."

This guy's a cheater anyway. In fact, I think I'm gonna get my legs replaced with a big pogo stick and win a gold medal in high jumping. Or maybe get them replaced with a speedboat and smoke Phelps.

I wonder if he was wearing Bruno Magli blades.

LMAO

Reality: No matter how good she looks right now, somewhere someone is sick of putting up with her shit

She was a replicant wasn't she?

he probalby wanted to stump her to the curb, but she wouldn't listen.

I don't think this is what he needed to do to get a leg up on the competition.
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the good news is can shave his work out times in half:

Mondays - Back and Biceps
Tuesdays - Chest and Triceps
Wednesdays - Legs (N/A)

"He is more machine now than man, twisted and evil"

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. ....but mostly just chew bubble gum"

She already had two feet in the grave.

She was probably ridiculing his first leg.

I'm stumped at how this could happen.