Oh, hey. I just now got it. Point awarded to lcarus.

he probably excelled in 5th grade gym class where you had to sit down and put your legs straight out in front of you, and try to touch your toes; they would measure it etc.

He probably kicked this shit out of everyone on that contest (figuratively speaking, of course)

"well done Jonny. you touched your toes and went 3" further"!

"Oscar, you're up."

"24" bitches. Suck it Jonny"

I the end I think he will leg this one out.

This may cause another aparthighed.

This has a tendoncy to happen when they won't let you give them just the tibia.

Hope this guy has some collateral for the civil suit.

he plays (played) a game with his g/f called "Just the Tibia"

LMAO I just noticed that. :thumb:

puns are humerus

She was just a calf. That poor young thing.

No way he's guilty. He was still on the blocks when the pistol sounded.

you put your left weird metal thing in you put your left weird metal thing out you put your left what the **** is that thing? and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...That is what being hadicapped is all about.

When Pistorius atones for this murder, Hollywood will produce the biographical movie (starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman) entitled "The Sawed Shank Redemption".

"Everybody Footloose...Footloose!"

......no seriously....my ****ing foot fell off. Stop dancing and help me find this SOB.

This is a story of redemption. Some day he will be a first mate on a shrimpin' boat.

If Rex Ryan were gay, he would definitely not be interested in this guy.