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Oscar Pistorius charged with murder
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Of this charge holds up, he won't have a leg to stand on.
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Getting a lawyer will cost him a leg or two.
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I'm stumped as to how something like this could happen.
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This news has to be a low blow to Oscar's career.
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Hope he bounces back from this
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His Olympic career will likely be cut off at the knees.
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Kill her with a gun??? Bah one would have expected him to use a blade!
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I guess he is knee deep in shit now huh?
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Well done gentlemen. Well done.
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He's not going to be so footloose anymore
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If his lawyer costs and Arm and A leg....he's pretty much fornicated.
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I keep reading the OP as "Osteoperosis Charged with Murder"
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He's not putting his best foot forward lately!
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News said his girlfriend wanted to throw a valentines day party for him and broke into his house. He thought she was a burgler and smoked her.
That's rough. *insert funny joke about not having legs here* |
Guy is up shit's creek without legs.
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I don't think he'll just walk away from this one.
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LOL. You guys are ****ing great.
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Avoiding legal trouble is usually left best to those who are fleet footed.
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At least she wasn't defeated by a roller coaster.
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ever hear of those stories where a guy goes ape shit on his wife for losing his shoes, or favorite hat?
imagine if you wife misplaced your legs. you wouldn't even be able to kick her ass for it. |
One time I cried because I had no shoes, but then I met a woman who was murdered by a man who had no feet.
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This man is a double amputee.
(Sorry, I'm not very good at this.) |
unfair advantage by the guy; he was probably bouncing around like Scorpion in Mortal Combat.
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I don't think the murder should count. The gun gave him an unfair advantage.
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roundhouse hook to the face.
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He's half the man he used to be.
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she was hot. what an idiot
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he must be hung like a beer can; look at the size of his feet for god's sake.
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LMAOLMAO
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Apparently the smoking gun is that the police did not find any footprints at the scene.
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Give me.all your nubbin. All your huggs and kisses too?
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Normally, he'd be training at the gym abbott this time, but instead he's locked up.
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3 pages in and no pics of his supermodel wife?
Really guys? Really? |
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She got it bad alright
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If I were him and had a chick that looked like her, I'd get down on my nubs every night and thank God.
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You Maniac! You blew that up! Oh damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!!!!! |
Heh. Latest story has him claiming it was a case of mistaken identity. Accidently shot her thinking she was an intruder. Apparently there's been a rash of smoking-hot blonde supermodels burglarizing South African homes lately. LMAO
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Glad the police sprang to action.
"Poor little ting-ting." |
This guy's a cheater anyway. In fact, I think I'm gonna get my legs replaced with a big pogo stick and win a gold medal in high jumping. Or maybe get them replaced with a speedboat and smoke Phelps.
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I wonder if he was wearing Bruno Magli blades.
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She was a replicant wasn't she?
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he probalby wanted to stump her to the curb, but she wouldn't listen.
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I don't think this is what he needed to do to get a leg up on the competition.
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the good news is can shave his work out times in half:
Mondays - Back and Biceps Tuesdays - Chest and Triceps Wednesdays - Legs (N/A) |
"He is more machine now than man, twisted and evil"
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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. ....but mostly just chew bubble gum"
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She already had two feet in the grave.
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She was probably ridiculing his first leg.
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I'm stumped at how this could happen.
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he seems too high strung. It might serve him well to just kick back and put his stumps up, and have a cold be.
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Jesus guys. How awful are you people? Disgusting. Especially considering how long you kept these dumb jokes going. It's played already. He's handicapped for gods sake.
I can't believe I have to stand up for this guy. |
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Did you forget to sign in with a mult account or something? |
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Jesus guys. How awful are you people? Disgusting. Especially considering how long you kept these dumb jokes going. It's played already. He's handicapped for gods sake. I can't believe I have to stand up for this guy. |
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Nope. Just one account. The vicious disgusting vile bastard one. |
In South Africa, the penalty for murder is to be publicly shinned.
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This story is everywhere. It's really grown legs and taken off.
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Who's gonna foot the bill for legal fees?
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he probably excelled in 5th grade gym class where you had to sit down and put your legs straight out in front of you, and try to touch your toes; they would measure it etc.
He probably kicked this shit out of everyone on that contest (figuratively speaking, of course) "well done Jonny. you touched your toes and went 3" further"! "Oscar, you're up." "24" bitches. Suck it Jonny" |
I the end I think he will leg this one out.
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This may cause another aparthighed.
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This has a tendoncy to happen when they won't let you give them just the tibia.
Hope this guy has some collateral for the civil suit. |
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