Shit, I got backstage at the DirecTV Superbowl party in New Orleans, where I ran into Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z... by acting like I was supposed to be there.

Got into the Rolling Stone mag party with Paul McCartney, as well... by owning your presence, being well-dressed and acting like you're supposed to be there. I could have had an invite, but I was too late to capitalize on it, so I went rogue.

I got into many Chiefs games in the 1990's for free. About 50+ to be precise. I had a beer vendor badge in 1994 that they didn't change the style of until 2008. I stopped using it after 9-11-2001 though... and bought season tickets.

Went to a chiefs game in Jacksonville a few years back, and completely by accident ended up walking into the field.

It doesn't seem smart to me for them to make a documentary about it. Whatever, we'll see what happens. They will at least need a lawyer I would say,

I had a press pass and me and another journalist went to the back and got to meet glenn beck Sarah Palin and John Rich. Then another time i snuck around the spokane arena and got to meet some wrestlers.

All the drinks aren't free on club level.

I need to start doing this shit lol

To busy taking license plate numbers of people sneaking out of Arrowhead. For Pioli's shit list, to care if people sneak in.

You normally can't walk on the field without the proper credentials.

Even when I wear my tan photo vest they still check my credentials.