-- Discuss strategies on how to pull some hot puss' on Halloween, via your costume.
 

Please insert your ideas regarding potential 'win' costumes for pulling some hot puss' on Halloween.


I'd love to hear your ideas.

Chester the Molester

Go as a Gynecologist and offer free "probe" exams

Dump a large "Tim Horton's double double" on your wife/GF/dates lap :D

Catnip?

Hey, America runs on Dunkin you Canuck ****. ;)

You can go as fat bastard.

Dress as me.

I'll stick with Tim's :thumb:

I would too.

Went as a flasher one year .. scored a sister combo .. was with them for about a year ....

Go as Dr. Feelgood and take along a bottle of roofies.

Dress as the "Shutup woman, get on my horse" guy.

That's Hootie's costume dude.

dress as Raheem Morris.

become good looking, get some game, and grow a big dick.

You could go to the party as Ron Jeremy....when they ask where your costume is, say "it's in my pants." :) (no, it didn't work for my cousin either, but we got a good laugh)

Dress as LJ and carry a Big Gulp.

I have been a nun a few times. Girls, especially those dressed as school girls, love being spanked and slapped with a yardstick.

thanks guys, I've decided to go as DeezNutz.

:shrug:

http://www.chamberofhorrors.com/Merc...001/GC7236.jpg

ROFL

Jack Sparrow

Chicks dig Fett.

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...29842db89e.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/21...7957484f07.jpg

http://nickmain.files.wordpress.com/...minicomics.jpg

http://gearmedia.ign.com/gear/image/...01483_640w.jpg

LMAO LMAO

If you're cheap: get a giant semi-clear white trashbag, put it over your head so it covers you down to your ankles, then pull some off it back off your head and fill it with milk and tie it off, and tell everyone you're a used condom with the prick still in it. :D

How 'bout:

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_pulpfiction_5.jpg


The Gimp!

Yeah, but a Halloween costume is supposed to be something unusual, something you don't routinely put on. I have a feeling for a lot of people around here, the Gimp outfit is something that's hanging in the closet for a fun weekend. :shrug: :D

CHICKS DIG THE FETT

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.c...me-wedding.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/...bobaandmee.jpg

Free sample dude, giving out hershey kisses or a hotel pillow.

And drop them out of a pair of assless chaps.

I've always found that historical costumes work wonders. Louis the XIV always pulls bull rider level ass.

Oh.

You could dress up as a bull rider, and if a girl asks you if that's your costume, you tell her, "**** no. I'm a bull rider for reals. Costumes are for pussies that live sad, insignificant lives who are too gutless to get on the back of a 3,000 lb. animal that wants to stomp your guts out." Laid for sure.

Wear a round metal codpiece, and cut a metal central-vac canister in half and wear it like body armor. Then cut a slot in it and write "deposit 25 cents" and, in big letters, spray-paint "SYBIAN" across the front. :D

Oh, pissboy!

It's good to be the king...

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.c.../goodkng21.jpg

My roomie doesn't pull hot puss often mostly because he doesn't try, but when he went as Mystery from that VH1 show last year...he got lots of attention...and he got laid. She was cute

Don't ask me. I generally go as serial killers.

do you know what ed gein said about picking up chicks with halloween costumes?

If you cant get your balls wet now, a costume probably wont help.... it's still you.

*exhales slowly* let's see your halloween costume, L.A. Chieffan. / nervously suggesting

Easy balls full, I could have said any mask will do, since you cant get your balls wet now.

I bet Michael Jackson is one of the biggies for this year. Hell I might try that, I think I have an old tight leather red coat.

Ok... searched couldnt find the thread..... hook me up

:shake:

You're a ****ing one who sucks the penis

NTTATWWT

JFC. SR's pretty much the nicest guy on here and you go out of your way to be an ass tulip.

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lbcbap.jpg

Holy ****. I must have that hoodie.

EDIT: I found it. Its $100 but I already bought it. Its an amazing piece of streetwear.

LOL..... your neg reps are much better.

Simmer Down Bag O' Poo . I was just messing with him.

a nice suit and some roofies

yeah the thriller theme, didn't even think of it


bet that is hot as hell, especially a chick wearing nothing but an old tight leather red coat

It's a sweet hoodie, but too pricey for me. I'll stick with the not-so-obvious-I'm-a-raging-nerd Indiana Jones jacket for cold-weather gear.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uZoeVft5Da...etfront300.jpg

Every time I think of Simply Red... I think of his EPIC fail from the girl next door who obviously wanted to hump him... but he fumbled like he was Jamaal Charles with baby oil on his hands.

It doesn't matter WHAT advice we give this dude... it ends with him not listening to ANY of the advice... and then with him wondering what the **** went wrong.

I thank you for the laugh.

Ari is right.

I could have closed that deal.

Where the **** is GIF'D UP!!

When you get over the idea that you need a costume/pick up line/new outfit/haircut/etc. to pull some hot puss, you'll probably pull some hot puss....

We're having a GIF'D O'RAMA when I get back to Texas.

New York, Dallas, Washington....A HUGE ASS GIF'D UP FEST

LMAO

WTF is going on here?

how many of you are goin as Joe Dirt?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...s_joe_dirt.jpg

90% of us are Joe Dirt. Just not THAT Joe Dirt.

Humor ... definitely go for something funny to break the ice with the chicks.

Tim Gunn. Designeerrrrsss.

I know the dude is ghey, but its a fairly easy costume, chicks love that dude, and it would speak volumes to your security.

Go as a well stuffed wallet with a huge dick, you'll be swamped with horny cooter all night.

I'd pay $100 for her.

http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/prod...620493t130.jpg

Look at my horse, my horse is AMAZING!

Why am I not suprised? :)

The deal isn't done.