Man, it's HOT
 

My thermometer is reading 98 and I've gone through 5 trays of ice cubes. Hotter than the hubs of hell.

Where are you?

My computer is reading 82 degrees and cloudy here.

Yeah its about 96 in Columbia right now and humid so it feels well over 100.

I'm in the middle of packing my shit up and moving it to my new place.

I'm about to take a break and go swimming at my friends pool.

Just north of Tulsa.

Just wait until August ...

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Summer in the City

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head

But at night it's a different world
Go out and find a girl
Come-on come-on and dance all night
Despite the heat it'll be alright
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
That the days can't be like the nights
In the summer, in the city
In the summer, in the city

Cool town, evening in the city
Dressing so fine and looking so pretty
Cool cat, looking for a kitty
Gonna look in every corner of the city
Till I'm wheezing like a bus stop
Running up the stairs, gonna meet you on the rooftop

But at night it's a different world
Go out and find a girl
Come-on come-on and dance all night
Despite the heat it'll be alright
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
That the days can't be like the nights
In the summer, in the city
In the summer, in the city

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
But at night it's a different world
Go out and find a girl
Come-on come-on and dance all night
Despite the heat it'll be alright
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
That the days can't be like the nights
In the summer, in the city
In the summer, in the city

Try that heat with 100% humidity.

Exactly.

get some ****ing air conditioning.

Thats what she said

I was 10 years old before we got air conditioning. Before that we had a water cooler.

The ****? It's 90 here, you're not that far away.

Maybe he is in Olathe.

Took the kids swimming....it's perfect weather to go to the pool.