I'm currently in the theater about to see the new Twilight with the wife
Special event before it comes out tonight. Man-card gone.
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Turn in your man card
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Yeah. It is gone. Forever. You could've kept it until you came on a ****ing football message board to brag about it bundle of sticks.
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Is your wife's penis bigger than yours?
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Is she carrying your testicles in her purse?
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My wife is going with her friends. I volunteered to watch our three kids.
You're a bitch. |
If you are getting laid/bj for this then your man card can be restored!
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So, does she ever let you wear your dick out in public or does she keep it locked in the safe & only let's you wear it on special occasions? :evil:
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JFC. Grow a pair.
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Or her sister or something. |
Man card obliterated.
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Steak-and-blow-job week sounds like a fair trade for this. No, wait, make that steak-and-blow-job month.
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Probably a definite t-shirt tucker-inner! |
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