Sporks are underrated as eating utensils.

one year the wife and I were out of town for Halloween. wife left a bowl of candy w/our high school aged sons to hand out.

they ate all the candy and handed out ****in cans of green beans and cream corn to all the kids. we didn't find out about it for several months...one of the neighborhood mothers mentioned it to the wife at a bbq.

little bastards.
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Creamed corn is pretty good stuff... :shrug:

Instead if being a ****, she should have given the fat kids fruit or veggies.

I'm thinking that the burning bag of dogshit on the front porch is the appropriate response to this letter.

Did anyone ever Trick or Treat at Dentist house?

Don't.
My Mom would make us because he handed out tooth brushes and Nickels.

I agree that it is the parents fault but, seeing the note in their kids bag instead of candy SHOULD be a wake up call to them. Instead, they try to portray this woman as some kind of monster for pointing out that their little blob is too fat and should be taught healthier eating habits.

Sadly trick or treating is likely the most exercise many fat kids get all year

LMAO

Have they considered a career in politics?

Today's kids are such pussies. In my day we went to the emegency room from razor blades and ground glass in candy/apples/popcorn balls.

Instead of therapy for a ****ing letter. WITH A ****IN JACK-O-LATERN ON IT>

PUSSIES

Its none of her business. Period.
She should not have handed out any candy. Or, like a said, just given out a healthy alternative.

This isn't a ****ing Nanny State.

Some kids are fat and end up fine later. In fact, some of the fat kids from when I was a kid are now normal. A lot of the "skinny" kids are now fat. Particularly a lot of girls. For the ones who are lifetime fattys, so be it. Whether the bitch gives them a fun size Reese's or not isn't gonna make a god damn bit of difference so why bother singling them out? They're kids.

And anyone who says they wouldn't give a piece of candy to a chubby kid on Halloween because they "don't want to contribute to their obesity and then make society fit the bill later on" should be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon.

THIS. Some would call this relativism, but I don't care what eating habits someone else teaches their kids.

Let's start worrying more about ourselves than others folks. Get your own house in order before you start blasting everyone else's.

Did people really play the taxpayer card? seriously?
What a factory of sadness

Is Omaha doing the screening?