This should really be a TV show.

It would draw incredible ratings and be cheap as **** to produce.

Too bad.

Oh, so you're one of THOSE guys. "I'm totally 100% straight except when it comes to Nathan Fillion's penis"

Stephen Lang would be a good LR.. great character actor.

I lost interest the moment I read that Johnny Depp is slated to play Tonto.

I was thinking just the other day that it would be great if the TV people could produce a Western or two. Everything is crime solving nowadays. A good Western would be nice. Maybe one with an Indian tribe that is harboring space aliens, or something.

FAX

And call it The X-Files.

Rumor:

"Matthew McConaughey is the leading candidate to be Depp's mask-wearing kemosabe."

xnay on the conaghey-mey.

Too metro.

The Lone Ranger should be a man's man from the 50s.

Rock Hudson?

Actually GoChiefs, now that you mention Fillion, he's perfect. I can't think of anyone else. Seriously, no other person.

Hollywood will probably sell out to teenage girls and get that stupid asshole who played Kirk on the new Star Trek movie. Ten bucks says so.

Wasn't one done called the Apple Dumpling Gang
it was just on TBS

That's great news. Re-makes of old TV shows always turn out great.

OOH....OOH!!! michael bay can direct it and get shia lebouf to star in it as the LONE RANGER! **** yeah, hollyweird!

The single or lone ranger, so to speak?

"When I was with the Texas Rangers, I heard one of the guys masturbaiting in the outhouse next to mine, so we called him The Lone Ranger".