The tear ducts are pumpin man, I can hear the music, I told you not to get mushy on me. :( :banghead:

ROFL

Oliver isn't my type, but I just love these little paper throwing bundle of sticks's..... ROFL

Let me be really clear in this, though I know I am risking a Footloose dance-a-thon/ass-whipping in saying it: West Side Story does, in fact, rock... but only if you're a pre-adolescent chick.

What's next, Chi? You going to tell us all where the rain in Spain mainly falls? You going to ruin the ending of all those Nancy Drew mysteries? You going to launch an evil attack on Cox cable that blocks the Lifetime network from broadcasting into our homes?

Come on, Man!

You moved??? What, you graditated?

Am I missing something, or did someone just get served?

MM
~~:spock:

ROFL

Jock, Stick and Geezer star in.. And so the Planet Turns

This weeks episode, "I went to the bar and said "Beer Me" and this is the shit I get???"

Special guest appearance by R D by God Mercer

Well, my friends, in fact, used to call me Hel'n, but.........

Nah... I'm still a full time student. My wife, however, missed being enlisted (we were both on active duty when we met) and so after 4 years of being civilians, she re-enlisted. Uncle Sam said, "Please protect our nation by moving to Omaha" and, being good Americans and wanting to protect our nation, we did so...

You should see the warehouse.........

Well, hell, Hel'n... I had no idea you'd undergone a name-change-operation.

Hell I otta look into that seeing I'm hung like a mosquito. Wonder if they take trade-ins.

Can i get shit from BD? Lets List the catagories


1> Stupid Liberal. Me not a chance. This is my safest catagory.

2>No game game. I gots game, some anyway. Im a playa.

3>The agenda pusher. I see that type of person a mile away they annoy me as well.

4>Mr Sensative. Im masculine, i don't need sensative shaving and hair products like others do. As a matter of fact next time a shave i will use cold water.

5>Seagull poster. I don't care for the Seahawks and better yet they are in a different division now, so rest assured i could care less what their record is in football this year is cause i don't care.


On the positives i did buy Dale Carangies book "How to win friends and Influnce people." Perhaps i could have him sign it one day.

It's win fucking friends and influence people get it straight.

Nah I already fell for that and they don't work. Maybe I shouldn't have mixed them with all those steroids. :hmmm: