ChiefsPlanet

ChiefsPlanet (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Chiefs Check out this guy's Combine profile. Worth consideration at #1? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=270282)

RyFo18 02-22-2013 01:32 PM
Check out this guy's Combine profile. Worth consideration at #1?
 
Source

Apparently this guy runs a 4.2 40-yard dash and has a 46-inch vertical. I say we take him.

Quote:
Leon Sandcastle

OVERVIEW
You can't spell "incredible" without Leon. Part-man, part-mouthpiece, Sandcastle talks the talk, walks the walk, then talks some more. Simply put: he's a highlight reel come to life. Mind-numbing athleticism. Instincts that would make migrating salmon envious. Wonderlic-approved intellect combined with championship-producing intangibles.Sandcastle has it all. And he likes to let you know it.

Often compared to an "ugly Deion Sanders," Sandcastle literally came out of nowhere to become the top prospect of the 2013 Draft. Well, actually, he came from a small school called Primetime University. But since no one can find PTU, no pre-Combine footage of the 6'1" superstar-to-be exists. This has led to rumors that Leon may be some type of professional ringer looking for one last payday. Some have even suggested Leon might be Deion Sanders in disguise. But those fears were put to rest following Leon's blazing 4.2 40yd dash run. "No one can run that fast with a hairpiece flip-floppin' around," said an amazed Mike Mayock.

ANALYSIS

STRENGTHS
Leon, is quick to fill in the blanks regarding his on-field skills. Asked about his accomplishments, he stated, "I shine bright!" Pressed to explain, he responded, "Like the sun!" He has also gone on record stating he can "play DB, RB, QB, TE...and even a little R&B." Truly a wonder, in every sense of the word.

WEAKNESSES
Unimaginative Defensive Coordinators. Excessive celebration flags.
NFL COMPARISON Deion Sanders

The Bad Guy 02-22-2013 01:32 PM
Ban please.

Mr_Tomahawk 02-22-2013 01:33 PM
God damnit.

In58men 02-22-2013 01:34 PM
This is ****ing reeruned.


Ban his sorry ass

CHENZ A! 02-22-2013 01:34 PM
For ****s sake. Enough.

CoMoChief 02-22-2013 01:35 PM
man, the amount of worthless threads on CP now a days.....smh

RyFo18 02-22-2013 01:37 PM
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.

Messier 02-22-2013 01:37 PM
Yeah, I remember three weeks ago. Those were good times.

mr. tegu 02-22-2013 01:37 PM
Not funny.

In58men 02-22-2013 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.
It's ****ing old already

CoMoChief 02-22-2013 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.
SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE!!!!

CHENZ A! 02-22-2013 01:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.
Ban yourself, you unoriginal bastard.

PaulAllen 02-22-2013 01:43 PM
HAI GUYZ, "INSERT BRETT FAVRE PENIS JOKE"

KCUnited 02-22-2013 01:47 PM
Fist yourself with Barkley's hand, asshole.

RyFo18 02-22-2013 01:47 PM
I stumbled upon his combine profile on NFL.com. Sorry for sharing. Lighten up, stiffs.

listopencil 02-22-2013 01:47 PM
So a monkey, a palm tree and a narcoleptic Jew walk into a bar...

ptlyon 02-22-2013 01:48 PM
Poop. Taco?

KC native 02-22-2013 01:49 PM
OH HAI GUIZE! REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE POSTING ABOUT PEYTON MANNING?

ThaVirus 02-22-2013 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.
I hadn't seen that one and got a good chuckle out of the description. Thanks for sharing..

But some of the guys are right; the whole Sandcastle thing is getting played out.

Braincase 02-22-2013 01:51 PM
Listing weaknesses and they didn't include Open Field Tackling?

RyFo18 02-22-2013 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9425820)
I hadn't seen that one and got a good chuckle out of the description. Thanks for sharing..

But some of the guys are right; the whole Sandcastle thing is getting played out.
Sure it's played out, but it's still funny that they took the time to actually put his profile on the NFL Combine website.

suds79 02-22-2013 01:52 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1ytCEuuW2_A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ThaVirus 02-22-2013 01:55 PM
Quote:
He has also gone on record stating he can "play DB, RB, QB, TE...and even a little R&B."
I thought this was particularly funny.

RealSNR 02-22-2013 01:57 PM
WHAT DID I ****ING TELL YOU ASSHOLES?


"NOOOOOO!" you all said. "Who makes Leon Sandcastle jokes? Nobody does that. You're overreacting as usual, SNR! Go have sex with your wife you neurotic weirdo."


YOU ALL GOT RAPED

RealSNR 02-22-2013 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425826)
Sure it's played out, but it's still funny that they took the time to actually put his profile on the NFL Combine website.
**** you

RealSNR 02-22-2013 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425814)
I stumbled upon his combine profile on NFL.com. Sorry for sharing. Lighten up, stiffs.
**** you

Molitoth 02-22-2013 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9425846)
WHAT DID I ****ING TELL YOU ASSHOLES?


"NOOOOOO!" you all said. "Who makes Leon Sandcastle jokes? Nobody does that. You're overreacting as usual, SNR! Go have sex with your wife you neurotic weirdo."


YOU ALL GOT RAPED
ROFL

I was awaiting your reply.

htismaqe 02-22-2013 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9425846)
WHAT DID I ****ING TELL YOU ASSHOLES?


"NOOOOOO!" you all said. "Who makes Leon Sandcastle jokes? Nobody does that. You're overreacting as usual, SNR! Go have sex with your wife you neurotic weirdo."


YOU ALL GOT RAPED
ROFL

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-conte...er-goodell.jpg

RealSNR 02-22-2013 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425782)
I mean god forbid someone joke around on an internet forum. Ok, since everyone here can't laugh or tolerate a joke without being filled with rage, ban me.
**** you

CoMoChief 02-22-2013 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425814)
I stumbled upon his combine profile on NFL.com. Sorry for sharing. Lighten up, stiffs.
SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE!!!!

Chief_For_Life58 02-22-2013 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9425816)
So a monkey, a palm tree and a narcoleptic Jew walk into a bar...
a n(word) baby?

DC.chief 02-22-2013 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9425876)
SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE!!!!
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!!!

listopencil 02-22-2013 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9425881)
a n(word) baby?
You are so banned now.

Hammock Parties 02-22-2013 02:18 PM
The Chiefs MUST take Geno Smith now and WIN BIG just for the sake of SNR's sanity.

When was the last time you showered or had a square meal, buddy?

siberian khatru 02-22-2013 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9425797)
SHUT THE **** UP DONNIE!!!!
ROFL

Jimmya 02-22-2013 02:20 PM
Everyone is on edge.

stevenidol 02-22-2013 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyFo18 (Post 9425826)
Sure it's played out, but it's still funny that they took the time to actually put his profile on the NFL Combine website.
If you step outside the Geno circle jerk, they get grumpy.

RealSNR 02-22-2013 02:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevenidol (Post 9425943)
If you step outside the Geno circle jerk, they get grumpy.
Do you also laugh at Marmaduke and Family Circus cartoons you ****ing dumbass?

PaulAllen 02-22-2013 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9425954)
Do you also laugh at Marmaduke and Family Circus cartoons you ****ing dumbass?
ROFL

SPchief 02-22-2013 02:45 PM
Hai Guyz! Did you hear about that white powdery substance found at Arrowhead?

big nasty kcnut 02-22-2013 02:46 PM
You're out of your elements RyFo18

PaulAllen 02-22-2013 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9425954)
Do you also laugh at Marmaduke and Family Circus cartoons you ****ing dumbass?
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/svbdkrGqQQc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

htismaqe 02-22-2013 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevenidol (Post 9425943)
If you step outside the Geno circle jerk, they get grumpy.
Who is they?

Don't be a moron.

listopencil 02-22-2013 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9425954)
Do you also laugh at Marmaduke and Family Circus cartoons you ****ing dumbass?
Hey, do you remember that one time in Family Circus when one of the kids misunderstood a common term then incorrectly applied it while one of the parents stood there looking at them?

007 02-22-2013 04:56 PM
This was entertaining for about the first 5 days after the superbowl. Now it is just stupid.

saphojunkie 02-22-2013 04:58 PM
Hay guyz! Check out the new Leon Sandcastle Path to the Draft!





LOLLOLOLOLOL!! AMIRITE???

ChiTown 02-22-2013 05:01 PM
Where did this Sandcastle fella go to school? I can't find anything on him.....

Pasta Little Brioni 02-22-2013 05:18 PM
Unbelievable

RealSNR 02-22-2013 05:21 PM
I was the first to hate on Leon Sandcastle jokes. Even before BossChief.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:14 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.