My Ode to Chiefsplanet
 

Inspired by this thread;

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898

Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire"

Repost-Eat a Dick
Who cares if UP wants tits?
Mr. Fax has gone away
Claythan and Hootie are gay

First one in with antifreeze
We should've drafted Drew Brees
Tyler Thigpen yes he can!
Not another True Fan

Pile on-****in n00b
On the Mane his name is boob
Naked pics of Goldie Hawn
Get the **** off Skip Towne's lawn

TinyE's weight loss thread
Did you hear John Goodman's dead?
Endelt's banging Katipan
GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Rainman's polls-Daface the mod
Dane still thinks that he is God
Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun
Athan sucks-The deal is done

Hootie stares at all the dicks
This thread is worthless without pics
Repost, This, and many more
Kirstie Tynes is such a whore

Drafturbators-True Fans
Marlboro Chief no IP ban
midnight vulture-epic fail
Mr. Blonde is now in jail

Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse
Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst
Carl's out-Pioli hired
Don't like that? Die in a fire!

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Name changes by the Mods
Fatties trying to change their bods
Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog?
Hog Farmer jacks off hogs

Chitown busted in the salon
Tony G. is good as gone
Denver Chief loves the dong
So much for this stupid song

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot

An Ode to D.C. could be absolutely incendiary. Example:

Kotter's false equivocation
jAZ' lib-thread masturbation
Donger and his sophistry?
Walk into an AIDS tree!

BRAVO!!

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No mention of me, I feel slighted.

Yeah where is Kyle DeLexus the future 2009 n00b of the Year?

Ditto.

Only hurts more 'cause I'm not a total douchebag...

Who?

Your not? ROFL

high life!

You haven't heard of him? He's probably one of the top n00bs prospects in years. IMO

I heard he tried to get it on with a fat chick in the bathroom at Royals stadium.

Hey now thats how rumors are started! That was my friend Travis that tired. He wanted to make the "New K" special.

You guys were gonna go for the double team!

Nein, n00b, I've been here a day or two.

And it's "You're" you ****ing Short armed cave dreaming monkey in a tree...