Lets play FMK
 

****, Marry, and Kill

I will name 3 people. You have to pick which one you will ****, which one you will marry, and which one you would kill.

After answering, post your own list.

Casey Anthony
Hillary Clinton
Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom)

I was going to play, but now I don't want to.

This game is as fun as taking a dump after eating a jar of Jabenaros.

Always known this game as "****, truck, or marry"

****: Casey Anthony
Marry: Hillary Clinton....she'll be dead soon and when she dies I'll be LOADED.
Kill: Octomom

This is mine too.

This

Aren't you supposed to name 3 more or are we all going to do the same 3?

Where's your list?

**** Casey

Kill Hillary- I'd be given medals for this.

Marry octomom by default.

Oh..you're right...Ok....

I'm gonna make this real easy for ya.
**** Casey Anthony, then kill her
Marry Hillary, then kill her
since i've already done all three choices, I'm not getting involved with octomom

You stole mine.

Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Sarah Palin

Lindsay Soto,Alex Flanagan,Michelle Beisner


Now here is a tuff list.

**** that. You really wanna take on 8 kids and a fat bitch? Not me, man. No Way. .

****-ellen make her like the dick
Kill-whoopi
Marry-SARAH

so far i really just want to kill all the choices I've seen. Wouldn't mind ****ing Sarah Palin before I killed her though

8 ****ing Kids?


**** Casey

Marry Hillary

Kill Myself.

Same here.

**** Sarah Palin
Marry Ellen Degeneres
Kill Whoopi Goldberg

Also:

**** Octomom
Marry Casey Anthony (think of all those book/movie deal duckets she's due for)
Kill Clinton

You can't lose with this list. Might as well pick 'em out of a hat.

You'd want to take on 8 kids? Good ****ing lord.

What's green and smells like bacon?

F Sarah. You know she's ****ing batshit crazy in the sack
Marry Ellen. She's loaded and has a pretty good looking girlfriend.
Kill Whoppi.

Ok ok here's a tough one.

Diane Sawyer
Barbra Walters
Barbra Boxer

**** Sawyer
Marry Walters (old and rich)
Kill Boxer


How about

Luv
Badgirl
Kirstie Tynes

This is the very definition of thread "Burst".

Hrmmm...any pics or stats on Badgirl? Ima need more information on this one.

Oh...that's right. Badgirl is the one who wouldn't blow the lawn boy.

****: Luv
Marry: Kirstie Tynes (assuming that I get to ****e her regularly)
Kill: Badgirl

There are pictures of all 3 on this site, but I'm on a mobile. Little help here?

**** Tynes
Marry Luv
Kill Badgirl (No offense)

Damn...can u point me in the right direction?

I need some more info. Luv, how are you at makin sammiches?

Well i just found a pic of Badgirl. She is a GILF, but knowing that she doesn't blow is a bit discouraging.

Being a woman on CP, I'm going to go ahead and assume she's the Lake Dawson of sammich making.

F-Casey Anthony
M-Hillary
K-Octomom

this one was easy

gonna have to kill her then.

You're way behind dude.

where is that pic?

Not touching the planet women question with a ten foot pole. Though if I did
F-Badgirl
M-Luv
K-obnoxious one

They still make them?

I found a pic in here:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=227042

But there must be more around here somewhere...

Say Whaaa??? you'd Kill Kirstie? I'd think you'd at least wanna **** her first.

Aw shit I was thinking of KC Cutie or whoever the chick is that posted her chesticle augmentation pics here.

Venus Williams
Serena Williams
Abby Wombach

K & vomit
K & vomit
Who?

F serena
K venus
M abby

...or at least right after.

Wait, what? Link?

Not once I heard her talk (post).
I live in Scottsdale, see better than her wiping ashtrays in back alley of the bar.

Janet Reno
Rosie O’Donnell
Kelly Osbourne

LMAOLMAO This will end well.

F - Kelly Osbourne (she's not as bad as the others)
M - Janet Reno (she's probably gonna die soon)
K- Rosie O’Donnell (slow painful death to her)

Sarah Palin
Courtney Stodden
Nancy Pelosi

F courtney
M sarah
K pelosi

Lady Gaga
Cher
Madonna

Please.
Please.
Please.


End the lockout.

I can't take anymore of this.

K
F
M

Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan
Brittney spears

all win

Saul, I'd like to kill you for starting this thread. I suppose I could rip off your head and skull **** you to death, but I'm not marrying you. Dammit Saul.

f...my life.
m..quite contrary
k...bill

I'd
F Lindsey
M Brit
K Paris

**** Lindsey (Probably great for one time in the sack)
Marry Paris ($$$$)
Kill Britney (performing service for mankind)


Margaret Cho
Courtney Love
Amy Winehouse

Paris has the herp, and Brit is rich enough for me.

This.

Oh, and Toto, Lassie, Marmaduke.

There's a slight flaw in your theory.

12-26-07 06

The future fortune of Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress, has taken a hit after her grandfather said that he would give 97 per cent of his $2.3 billion (£1.15 billion) wealth to charity.

Barron Hilton, 80, whose father Conrad founded the Hilton Hotel chain in 1919, will donate most of his fortune to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation. Only three per cent - $69 million - will be left to his heirs.

He has eight children and 23 grandchildren.

Paris, who had stood to inherit an estimated $100 million, will now receive about $5 million after tax.

Which she'll use to buy nose candy and be broken within a year.

That. *nod nod nod*

Britney's going to end up bankrupt, too. At least with Paris, it's possible that the will can be changed.

Yeeeeeeah ... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ...

And my wife, .... uhhhhhhhhhh ... she's rich! That's right! My wife, ... uhhhhhh ... Morgan Fairchild!!! (whom I've seen naked!)

http://snl.jt.org/caps/episode_sketc...5-11-16-15.jpg

F Winehouse
M Cho
K Love


Nicole Kidman
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry

Don't marry courtney love no matter what you do!

Kill cho
**** my whore wife
marry britney


Bristol Palin
Kristen Stewart
Rosanne Barr

M Kristen Stewart
F Bristol Palin
K Rosanne Barr

Casey Anthony
Jennifer Anniston
Meryl Streep

Kill Full-Bundy
**** like a banshee
Marry for money.

LMAO

Do I get to call an audible on one of these chicks ?

You have to pop a butt pimple after every stroke