You might try Lady Bernardo, Mr. Rain Man. She's very good and works out of the tech center area. Her specialty is reading the hairs on your buttocks. Amazingly accurate for her age.

FAX

Dude its for fun. I don't believe it, just thought it would be fun given her responses match Chiefsplanet general feelings.

I died 2.2 years ago...

I once had one of those done and honest to God, it hit close enough to home to really freak me out.

It took her over a week, and as FAX says, she needed not only my birthday but the exact time i was born.

After reading it, i told her she better stop doing that crap... freaky.

Yep... pioli is Hitler reincarnate.

If you recommend her, I think I'll give her a try.

We talking about therapists here or whores?

Not that it makes a difference at this point...

I am NOT reading all that.

Prayers sent.

Good thing you checked your chart then. You might have never noticed.

Still seems oddly appropriate...

In the big picture, they're the same thing.

If I'm paying for the best in the business I'd prefer the whore...

:LOL:

You mention the sun,venus and Mercury as being problems for Pioli but I think Earth is where the shits gonna hit the fan for this man.